A complex situation

PaulStat · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:34

Edit: In summary

Friend/Description
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A: My friend the gay one
B: My gf's friend - the other gay one
C: My best mate
D: My best mate's gf

Sequence of events
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1. Friend A+B get it on one night
2. Following day friend B wants nothing more and tells friend A this.
3. Skip forward a year I find out from friend C that friend A has told friend D that my gf has told friend A to stay away from friend B.

Step 3 is a complete lie, gf now concerned friend D believes friend A, if she did indeed say this.

I'm afraid you'll have to live with the names A,B,C+D

helmet · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:36

Sounds like a lot you have on, chill out with this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics

Mat · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:39

Crumbs.

Make a "Someone in this room... is lying" ground squirrel gif and send it to them all.

platypus · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:43

Your post has confused me

Ricochet J · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:43

Bring all concerned in a room to sit at a table and talk it over.

Afterward, have sex, oh and read that Quantum Mechanics link the OP posted.

But yeh, sit at a table first then do the above things.

It's the only way

PaulStat · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:44

platypus said:
Your post has confused me

In summary, my friend has allegedly lied to a mutual friend claiming my gf said something she didn't

Mat · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:45

PaulStat said:
In summary, my friend has allegedly lied to a mutual friend claiming my gf said something she didn't

I'm not sure thats any better tbh...

PaulStat · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:51

Mat said:
I'm not sure thats any better tbh...

Ok

Friend
-------
A: My friend the gay one
B: My gf's friend - the other gay one
C: My best mate
D: My best mate's gf

1. Friend A+B get it on one night
2. Following day friend B wants nothing more and tells friend A this.
3. Skip forward a year I find out from friend C that friend A has told friend D that my gf has told friend A to stay away from friend B.

I can't make it any more simple than that.

Alchemy · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:51

Ricochet J · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:53

PaulStat said:
Ok

Friend
-------
A: My friend the gay one
B: My gf's friend - the other gay one
C: My best mate
D: My best mate's gf

1. Friend A+B get it on one night
2. Following day friend B wants nothing more and tells friend A this.
3. Skip forward a year I find out from friend C that friend A has told friend D that my gf has told friend A to stay away from friend B.

I can't make it any more simple than that.

Just give us names. Jeese. If their name was something along the lines of Apu Nahasapeapetalon i'd say, okay, shorten it to make it more understandable, but if their names are stuff like Dave and Claire then what the hell's the problem?

Give us names!

Mat · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:54

A: How come this has taken a year to come to the surface?
B: Why is it still an issue after a year?

PaulStat · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:56

Ricochet J said:
Just give us names. Jeese. If their name was something along the lines of Apu Nahasapeapetalon i'd say, okay, shorten it to make it more understandable, but if their names are stuff like Dave and Claire then what the hell's the problem?

Give us names!

I gave them names A,B,C+D. Would the above be any easier if I called them Annabelle, Beatrice, Charles+Diana

PaulStat · 12 Jun 2007 at 13:59

Mat said:
A: How come this has taken a year to come to the surface?
B: Why is it still an issue after a year?

Because I asked my mate if his gf had spoken to my gay mate recently, and it then came out.

It's an issue because i've only just heard about it

Helium_Junkie · 12 Jun 2007 at 14:06

I cant get my head around any of that.
Not a bit.
Nope.
Nuke them all from orbit and let god sort em out, mmkay?

YorkshirePadd26 · 12 Jun 2007 at 14:19

Helium_Junkie said:
I cant get my head around any of that.
Not a bit.
Nope.
Nuke them all from orbit and let god sort em out, mmkay?

Extreme but very effective, I'd personally keep my nukes for the baylifts and fanboys.

I possibly would "Kill them with Fire" or G15 chop them all.

Vonhelmet · 12 Jun 2007 at 14:34

So someone lied, saying your girlfriend told your gay friend to stay away from her gay friend, right?

Go on the Jeremy Kyle show.

yhack · 12 Jun 2007 at 14:37

Throw pipe bombs at friend A to get rid of him/her.
Problem solving + 1

PaulStat · 12 Jun 2007 at 14:39

vonhelmet said:
So someone lied, saying your girlfriend told your gay friend to stay away from her gay friend, right?

Correct.

gumbald · 12 Jun 2007 at 17:39

I'm still confused, is C gay?

divine` · 12 Jun 2007 at 17:43

gumbald said:
I'm still confused, is C gay?

I believe he got down and dirty with E behind the bike sheds last week, while B was copping off with D and F was sat in his bedroom bashing one off.