A few jokes

The plank one is awesome, but it's nothing compared to:

7) Bo Burnham "What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
 
I saw these today and was thinking how awesome it would be to post them in a joke thread but then I sat there and had a thought shower about why it wouldn't be a good idea.

This is why :p
 
Moredhel said:
5 is easily the best one there, although if not for that one I'd choose the chess one in the worst list! While I'm sure the others were funnier in the context of a stand-up routine. They don't stand-up (:D!) very well on their own.
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It is all in the delivery, Tim Vine is a plain old fashioned silly joke teller. He is brilliant live, an utter barrage of silly one liners. Most of which you don't hear because you are laughing at a joke told 20 seconds ago, and he has told another couple since. At the end of an hour and half show I was hurting from laughter.
 
John Luke Roberts "I made a Battenberg where the two colours ran alongside each other. I called it apartheid sponge."

Emo Phillips "I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
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those two are the best :D
 
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