A hypothetical conundrum...

foster grant · 3 Sep 2013 at 00:36

Tossed salad and chopped liver it is then

Disaster · 3 Sep 2013 at 00:45

I don't see a problem with that

its when you start thinking about your face being under her whilst its happening

Resident · 3 Sep 2013 at 02:04

IrishChr1s · 3 Sep 2013 at 09:23

When you meet a girl that's comfortable of taking a dump while your in the shower... That's true love, stinky, but true.

CREATIVE!11 · 3 Sep 2013 at 11:52

IrishChr1s said:
When you meet a girl that's comfortable of taking a dump while your in the shower... That's true love, stinky, but true.

dear god....

Sliver · 3 Sep 2013 at 11:58

IrishChr1s said:
When you meet a girl that's comfortable of taking a dump while your in the shower... That's true love, stinky, but true.

Sorry but I don't want any woman in my life 'dumping' while I'm in the same room. True love, is having the courtesy to pinch a loaf alone. :rolleyes:

smelly_legend · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:13

Nothing wrong with doing a jobby.

Fireskull · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:17

Only if she left a double decker...

Efour · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:19

we degraded into poo talk now ?

Jeez even i find it hard to be bothered with this and im a mentally challenged numpty.

JoeF1 · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:21

....

The art of trollin is dieing. People on here are trying way too hard...

Cosimo · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:28

IrishChr1s said:
When you meet a girl that's comfortable of taking a dump while your in the shower... That's true love, stinky, but true.

Thread goes down the pan....

smelly_legend · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:29

You could also, for good measure, imagine they are eating their own poo as well.

GravyMonster · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:30

smelly_legend said:
You could also, for good measure, imagine they are eating their own poo as well.

This could work.

If you're having trouble imagining it you could photoshop their face on to 2G1C. What could go wrong?

wingman · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:31

CREATIVE!11 said:
we were discussing the topic of attraction to woman and how sometimes you can end up over attached to a certain girl or "over attracted" per se and fantasising about them a little too much.

This is your problem, very seldom theirs. Don't degrade them because you have feelings you're struggling to control.

smelly_legend · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:34

wingman said:
This is your problem, very seldom theirs. Don't degrade them because you have feelings you're struggling to control.

jobbies aren't degrading. There is the problem.

MikeTheNative · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:34

This is the wrong thread to be reading when I'm eating lunch.

LOAM · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:44

CREATIVE!11 · 3 Sep 2013 at 13:21

wingman said:
This is your problem, very seldom theirs. Don't degrade them because you have feelings you're struggling to control.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand thread derailed.

covenantuk · 3 Sep 2013 at 14:31

Redz said:
Sometimes I think that this forum is just one big wind up that no-one will let me in on.

The quality has definitely drifted a bit towards the baser subjects - in the last 2-3 days we've had this, genital shaving and ugly/rich vs good-looking/poor

wingman · 3 Sep 2013 at 14:46

CREATIVE!11 said:
What are your thoughts on this predicament GD? impart your wise words to me.

wingman said:
This is your problem, very seldom theirs. Don't degrade them because you have feelings you're struggling to control.

CREATIVE!11 said:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand thread derailed.

Nope!