A Joke Before I drink Beer.
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I think we should have this terrible thread deleted and see how well he does after a few beers, then ban him 
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My last attempt before heading off to bed for the night, and i've only had two beers :
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
:A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
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Jokes makes no sense. The absence of knowledge of horse **** invalidates his knowledge in other areas? This will inhibit his ability to become a nuclear technician?
People need to put more thought into their jokes.
People need to put more thought into their jokes.
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My last attempt before heading off to bed for the night, and i've only had two beers
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
Ding ding ding we have a winner, raised a smile from me.
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It's a play on words :/
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I've had beer and very nice it was. Still is, infact as I still have some in my glass.
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Exactly one month to go, well spotted.
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Whoosh!