A Joke(?)

marc2003 · 25 Apr 2007 at 22:01

DobieManGFW said:
If I have two fish I would name them one and two. If one died at least I would still have two.

made me lol

manoz · 25 Apr 2007 at 22:01

DobieManGFW said:
If I have two fish I would name them one and two. If one died at least I would still have two.

What if two died >.<

benjo plz. · 25 Apr 2007 at 22:03

manoz said:
What if two died >.<

Then he'd still have one

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PU7E · 25 Apr 2007 at 22:14

Mr Nice said:
A teacher says to her class of 6 year olds: "can anyone use a sentence with the word "contagious" in it?"
Little Sally sticks her hand up and says "My mum said that when I had measles, I was very contagious"
The teacher says "well done! can anyone else come up with a sentence with the word "contagious" in it?"
Jonny sticks his hand up and says "My dad saw our neighbour painting his house and said if he keeps using a one inch brush, it'll take that contagious"

lol

salami1212 · 25 Apr 2007 at 22:19

Phnom_Penh said:
Then he'd still have one .

exactly.. lol

touch · 25 Apr 2007 at 22:34

*joke is supposed to be spoken (and in an aberdonian accent) and doesnt work as well when written*

An aberdonian cop gets a nice new patrol van, and within minutes of leaving the station finds himself persuing a speeding motorist.
The guy is not going to stop for him, so the cop puts his foot down a bit on his new van and, because hes inexperianced with it, he parks it upside down in a ditch.
He then has to radio back and explain whats happened:
cop: "i'v rolled the rover over, over"
officer: "eh?"
cop: "I'V ROLLED THE ROVER OVER, OVER"
officer: "whit?"
cop: "ach i'v coupt the new van"

:d i lold

alexakasloth · 26 Apr 2007 at 13:11

A dad leaves from the office late and on his way to his house remembers that today his daughter has her birthday. He enters a shop (with the new schedule they do not close) and asks the salesman: "How much does a Barbie costs?”
The salesman answers:
"But you have to tell me which Barbie you want! We have Barbie - bride, 25 euros, Barbie- lifeguard, 25 euros, Barbie -skier, 25 euros, Barbie - shopping, 25 euros, and Barbie divorced 300 euros.
"But why?", the dad asks very surprised "all the others cost 25 euros and the divorced one 300????”
And the salesman:
"Because the divorced Barbie has Ken’s house, car, boat, country house….”

moid · 26 Apr 2007 at 13:16

$loth said:
A dad leaves from the office late and on his way to his house remembers that today his daughter has her birthday. He enters a shop (with the new schedule they do not close) and asks the salesman: "How much does a Barbie costs?”
The salesman answers:
"But you have to tell me which Barbie you want! We have Barbie - bride, 25 euros, Barbie- lifeguard, 25 euros, Barbie -skier, 25 euros, Barbie - shopping, 25 euros, and Barbie divorced 300 euros.
"But why?", the dad asks very surprised "all the others cost 25 euros and the divorced one 300????”
And the salesman:
"Because the divorced Barbie has Ken’s house, car, boat, country house….”

Thats not a joke - its Life!

hardc0re_tid · 26 Apr 2007 at 13:25

lol at this thread, have some stars

A.N.Other · 26 Apr 2007 at 13:29

$loth said:
A dad leaves from the office late and on his way to his house remembers that today his daughter has her birthday. He enters a shop (with the new schedule they do not close) and asks the salesman: "How much does a Barbie costs?”
The salesman answers:
"But you have to tell me which Barbie you want! We have Barbie - bride, 25 euros, Barbie- lifeguard, 25 euros, Barbie -skier, 25 euros, Barbie - shopping, 25 euros, and Barbie divorced 300 euros.
"But why?", the dad asks very surprised "all the others cost 25 euros and the divorced one 300????”
And the salesman:
"Because the divorced Barbie has Ken’s house, car, boat, country house….”

LOL

Good jokes!