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Received in my email this morning

An English couple go to the south of France for a caravanning holiday. At a local restaurant, they meet two brothers who are siamese twins joined at the hip.

They get talking about holidays. The English couple say "We love France. The food is good the wine is wonderful and the scenerey is beautiful".

The French brothers who annually go to England reply "In England the food is bland, the beer is flat and it all looks ghastly".

The English couple look puzzled and asked them why they bothered to go every year.

One brother shrugs and says "Well, it gives him the chance to drive".
 
Choose as necessary:

"Thread title fails to deliver."
"Can I have my 30 seconds back?"
"Taxi on the way."
"Zoidberg 'Meh' picture."
 
This to be honest.

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Mat said:
Choose as necessary:

"Thread title fails to deliver."
"Can I have my 30 seconds back?"
"Taxi on the way."
"Zoidberg 'Meh' picture."
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You forgot; "french people are not funny"
 
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man,

"Is your daughter sexually active?"

"No." The man replies.

"She just lies there like her mother."
 
[ASSE]Hinchy said:
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man,

"Is your daughter sexually active?"

"No." The man replies.

"She just lies there like her mother."
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Win.
 
[ASSE]Hinchy said:
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man,

"Is your daughter sexually active?"

"No." The man replies.

"She just lies there like her mother."
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tut tut
 
I love joke threads!
We must be the most harsh crowd when it comes to comedy :D The replies make me laugh more that the joke in most cases :p
 
[ASSE]Hinchy said:
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man,

"Is your daughter sexually active?"

"No." The man replies.

"She just lies there like her mother."
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I think I've met her.
 
OK another 2 that were in the same email

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland", replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of Course", replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin", comes the reply. "I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course", replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's", replies the second man. "I graduated in '92." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '92, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?", he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk again."


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One for the scots

At the beginning when God was creating the world, he was sitting on a cloud, telling his pal the Arch Angel Gabriel what he planned for Scotland.

"Gabby", says he "I'm going to give this place high majestic mountains, purple glens, soaring eagles, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky-coloured nectar can be made, green, lush, spectacular golf courses, coal in the ground, oil under the sea....gas".

"Hold up! Hold up!" interjected the bold Gabriel, "Are you not being too generous to these Scots ?"

Back came the Almighty's reply.

"Not really, wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them !!!"
 
PsiFox said:
One for the scots

At the beginning when God was creating the world, he was sitting on a cloud, telling his pal the Arch Angel Gabriel what he planned for Scotland.

"Gabby", says he "I'm going to give this place high majestic mountains, purple glens, soaring eagles, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky-coloured nectar can be made, green, lush, spectacular golf courses, coal in the ground, oil under the sea....gas".

"Hold up! Hold up!" interjected the bold Gabriel, "Are you not being too generous to these Scots ?"

Back came the Almighty's reply.

"Not really, wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them !!!"
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haha i loved that one!
 
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