A joke

Andelusion · 8 Aug 2007 at 11:33

PsiFox said:
Received in my email this morning

An English couple go to the south of France for a caravanning holiday. At a local restaurant, they meet two brothers who are siamese twins joined at the hip.

They get talking about holidays. The English couple say "We love France. The food is good the wine is wonderful and the scenerey is beautiful".

The French brothers who annually go to England reply "In England the food is bland, the beer is flat and it all looks ghastly".

The English couple look puzzled and asked them why they bothered to go every year.

One brother shrugs and says "Well, it gives him the chance to drive".

Jesus....

jakeke · 8 Aug 2007 at 11:37

That first joke was a stinker, sorry.

Bakedgoods · 8 Aug 2007 at 11:41

Lysander said:

That post was infinitely more funny than the joke

Phate · 8 Aug 2007 at 12:34

Ok my shot!

A man goes to the local health centre, wanting to go into the swimming pool. He goes to the changing room, get's changed and strides to the pool in his trunks looking forward to a good relaxing swim.

He gets disgruntled looks from everyone he see's, one woman tell's him she's discusted, confused, he ignores her and gets in the pool and begins his swim.

Within minutes police raid the place,

"get out now! you banned, never come back sicko"

Confused again, the man leaves the pool, get's changed and goes home. When he's doing the washing he then realised the problem, the S had fallen off his Speedo's

Gonzo0 · 8 Aug 2007 at 12:50

Stolen from the speedo thread, tut tut

fail

Phate · 8 Aug 2007 at 12:54

Gonzo0 said:
Stolen from the speedo thread, tut tut

fail

My friend told me it the other day....was unaware of the speedo thread

FAIL

Reflections · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:00

Nice jokes.

Danger Phoenix · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:09

Phate said:
My friend told me it the other day....was unaware of the speedo thread

FAIL

You should have searched for it

Phate · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:13

Danger Phoenix said:
You should have searched for it

Well I would have but......

oooh nooo

gjrc · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:15

Mat said:
Choose as necessary:

"Thread title fails to deliver."
"Can I have my 30 seconds back?"
"Taxi on the way."
"Zoidberg 'Meh' picture."

i choose:

although i like the cat FAIL one posted above too

Gonzo0 · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:16

Phate said:
Well I would have but......

oooh nooo

Fail

gjrc · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:16

Lysander said:

thats quality as well

Megahurtz400 · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:37

First joke was dire, the one about the pool was stolen, so not funny.

Whats funnier than an apple?

Rape

KaHn · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:39

Megahurtz400 said:
First joke was dire, the one about the pool was stolen, so not funny.

Whats funnier than an apple?

Rape

KaHn

Mat · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:39

Whats funnier than Megahurtz400?

*

.walls · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:40

To try to save the thread....

How real men use post-its

jas72 · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:45

my turn for the carp joke thread

MISSING

ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY!!!
ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN''
IF U SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S ******* AUGUST!!!

FrostedNipple · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:50

jas72 said:
my turn for the carp joke thread

MISSING

ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY!!!
ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN''
IF U SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S ******* AUGUST!!!

i can see the sun :confused:

Danger Phoenix · 8 Aug 2007 at 13:57

FrostedNipple said:
i can see the sun

Same... and I am actually trying to hide from it at the moment, as it is stopping me seeing the computer screen at work... wish that was a good reason not to do any work, but they would tell me to close the blinds

jas72 · 8 Aug 2007 at 15:10

FrostedNipple said:
i can see the sun

if you had just spent the morning digging up your garden for a patio in the pouring rain you might think otherwise.

Weather here in belgie today is (too many swearies to * out) :mad:

A joke

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