A Joke

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea?

The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.
 
platypus said:
Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea?

The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.
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I've liked your others but this one fails. It should be "girls in Poland". Polish girls, whilst abroad, often do swim in the sea.
 
GarethDW said:
I've liked your others but this one fails. It should be "girls in Poland". Polish girls, whilst abroad, often do swim in the sea.
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I'm sorry, let me see if I can redeem myself;

So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.
 
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. Due to their combined weight being greater than the shear strength of said bar, the bar bent slightly, and had to replaced.
 
two cats are on a roof.
one says "mew" the other says "MEW"
Then both cats begin to slide down the roof, which falls off the edge first?
 
platypus said:
I'm sorry, let me see if I can redeem myself;

So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.
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That's much better. My faith in your joke-telling abilities has been suitably restored.
 
Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank.

When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.


“How do we enter?” asked Bill.

“Well it’s very simple,” replied the attendant, “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.”

“O.K. I guess 7, ” said Bill.

“Sorry, I was thinking of 8,” responded the attendant. “Come back soon and try again”

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get petrol.

When they went inside to pay, this time Tom asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

“Sure,” replied the attendant. “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.”

“In that case I guess 2,” said Tom.

“Sorry, I was thinking of 3,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again.”

As they walked back to the car, Bill said, “You know what Tom, I’m beginning to think this contest is rigged.”

“No way,” said Tom, “My wife won twice last week!”
 
Why's there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because it's not economically viable to retail pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.
 
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