A jump lead walked into a pub.

[mrk]

This is a bad joke and belongs in the bad joke thread, you should feel bad.

 

[Mysterae_]

I once bought a battery that was shaped like a penis.

Later on the police stopped me and I was was charged with indecency.

 

[robfosters]

Two blokes were arrested last week for stealing batteries and fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off

 

[Sinbad2000]

This is a bad joke and belongs in the bad joke thread, you should feel bad.

No need to be like that... Let's all sit in a circle and sing Coulomb-aya...

 

[Haggisman]

No need to be like that... Let's all sit in a circle and sing Coulomb-aya...

Not sure everyone is going to agree, maybe we should take a volt on it?

 

[throwaway4372]

I once bought a battery that was shaped like a penis.

Later on the police stopped me and I was was charged with indecency.

Later discharged with indecency.

 

[Werewolf]

Just saw on the news a few minutes ago, during refurbishment of a London police station thieves walked off with all the toilets.
The police say they've nothing to go on.

 

[Kelt]

Just saw on the news a few minutes ago, during refurbishment of a London police station thieves walked off with all the toilets.
The police say they've nothing to go on.

That is such a **** joke.

 

[alexakasloth]

That is such a **** joke.

Takes the **** if you ask me.

 

[Kelt]

Takes the **** if you ask me.

This whole thread has gone down the pan.

 

[robfosters]

We’ve had a huge hole suddenly appear in a nearby road.

Police are looking into it

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

We’ve had a huge hole suddenly appear in a nearby road.

Police are looking into it

Ah the 90s jokes were always the best

 

[PishY]

Haha some quality jokes there!