A man walks into a tree...

Some very good puns so far.
In fact it's no joke - as a kid I was walking down the road with some mates and we were all looking right at something over the road --I turn to look forward and bang straight into a tree- It gave me concussion and lost my memory for a few hours --Doc said I was OK - Those were the days you rang the Doc and he jumped in his car and came to you. Yes they really did -Honest no joke.
 
DXP55 said:
Some very good puns so far.
In fact it's no joke - as a kid I was walking down the road with some mates and we were all looking right at something over the road --I turn to look forward and bang straight into a tree- It gave me concussion and lost my memory for a few hours --Doc said I was OK - Those were the days you rang the Doc and he jumped in his car and came to you. Yes they really did -Honest no joke.
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Similar blows to the head can have wildly different effects. Maybe I was just lucky. Maybe the angle of impact was different. Maybe I have an unusually thick skull. Or maybe I'm part woodpecker :)

I remember house visits from doctors too. That was quite some time ago.
 
One of the funniest things I ever saw was some chav knocking himself out by walking in to a lamppost. It was beautiful. Waiting at Kingston Park metro station after a match and a group of about a dozen scrotes were giving people at the station abuse.
One of them, too busy being a tool and sticking his fingers up didnt look where he was going and just...bam!
Hearing the cheers and laughter from the 500 people stood at the station was a delight as his mates picked him up and tried to carry him away.
 
Malevolence said:
Must be something in the air tonight around here. I went shopping tonight, Sainsbury's in Stoke, and as I was walking back home I suddenly realised I'd left my bike locked up in the store. So I start sheepishly walking back, feeling like a bit of a div, only to get to the car park and realise that tonight, due to the rain, I've actually walked down rather than cycling like I usually do.
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I once got home from work, only to realise I had forgotten my car and it was still in the work car park.

Massive panic as I was supposed to be picking the Mrs up from the train station. I'd also lost my phone, so couldn't contact her.

She wasn't happy.
 
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