A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum..
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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw these two blind blokes squaring up to fight.
I shouted "My money's on the one with the knife."
You should have seen how fast they both ran off.
I shouted "My money's on the one with the knife."
You should have seen how fast they both ran off.
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Failed to understand joke.
Hospitalized isn't in my dictionary
Hospitalized isn't in my dictionary
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I liked the joke, I wouldn't worry about it.
Half the time people are ****s in these threads not because of anything to do with the quality of joke on offer, but because they know it's the 'done' thing and most likely won't get in trouble/attacked back if they're over the top nasty.
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I think something like "A man was trampled by a horse..." would be better.
The whole gaysexasslol aspect just makes it childish.
The whole gaysexasslol aspect just makes it childish.
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30 Items Found in Inmate´s Rectum
Police say they found 30 items together with a condom in the butt of a homeless man in Florida after he had been sent to prison.
The charges on which Neil Lansing, 33, was arrested where not made public. It has been reported that deputies, who searched his cell, saw a condom sticking out of his butt.
The cavity search of the man found "17 blue pills, a cigarette, six matches, one flint, an empty syringe with an eraser covering the needle, a lip balm container, an unused condom, a pharmacy receipt and a coupon".
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/02/15/30-items-removed-from-suspects-rectum/UPI-32571297791633/
30 Items Found in Inmate´s Rectum
Police say they found 30 items together with a condom in the butt of a homeless man in Florida after he had been sent to prison.
The charges on which Neil Lansing, 33, was arrested where not made public. It has been reported that deputies, who searched his cell, saw a condom sticking out of his butt.
The cavity search of the man found "17 blue pills, a cigarette, six matches, one flint, an empty syringe with an eraser covering the needle, a lip balm container, an unused condom, a pharmacy receipt and a coupon".
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/02/15/30-items-removed-from-suspects-rectum/UPI-32571297791633/