A nice chat

TwoPints: stop thinking. start drinking
Hitler: Hallo!
Hitler: Okay Ich has beer!
TwoPints: you're a dude
Hitler: Ja!
Hitler: I has un beer bong.
TwoPints: ich bein ein nerd
Hitler: Let's throw down ja?
TwoPints: FIGHT!
TwoPints: Hadouken!
Hitler: NEIN NEIN
TwoPints: Shoryuken!
Hitler: NEIN!
Hitler: We might spillen ze beer!
TwoPints: oh ****
Hitler: DAS IST ALCOHOL ABUSE!
TwoPints: your german is a little rusty
TwoPints: Ja! Das Hokey Cokey
Hitler: SO IS YOUR TROMBONE!
 
emma: hiya
John: Are u real?
emma: wt u meen?
John: Or from one of those stupid forums
John: Lots of silly people on here atm
emma: no lol i hv tlkd to sum wirdos lol
John: You type in text speak then?
John: You must be young
emma: 13 u?
John: 13? You're too young to be on here
emma: y
John: Lots of adults
John: Not safe
John: You not met the pedobear yet?
emma: no hu is dat?
John: You'll know
John: where u from
emma: manchestr wt bout u?
John: A bit further North
John: Are your knickers wet?
emma: hw do u knw that???????
John: Just a wild guess
John: Are they in the wash?
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blue: hi
red: hi
red: you're blue
blue: You're named wrong
red: no
blue: You're blue
red: i'm red
blue: no you're not
blue: I'm red
blue: you're blue
red: yes you are
blue: You're blue over here
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It just gets weirder
 
Hitler: Oh mate.
TwoPints: You again
Hitler: Ich bin ein drunken
TwoPints: Hadouken!
Hitler: ALCOHOL ABUSE!
TwoPints: Shoryuken!
Hitler: don't bogart meine buzzen!
 
Leblanc: Howdy
cookie: howdy
cookie: what brings you to these parts?
Leblanc: Some bloke on an internet forum is encouraging me to talk to strangers.
cookie: ah
cookie: i am a stranger
Leblanc: That's ok then.
cookie: no prob
 
Satan: You have 3 questions!
HDi: Ocuk?
Satan: No, 2 left.
HDi: **scratches head**
HDi: 4chan?
Satan: No, 1 left.
HDi: where did you find this site?
Satan: Hell!
Satan: And ill see you in it!
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Like **** you will :p
 
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:(
 
love: and pie
pudding: kissed the girsl and made them cry
love: yup yup
pudding: love what?
love: everything
pudding: even poop?
pudding: on your face?
love: well apart from that
pudding: what about Aids


:D
 
had to have a go

z-man: and u are
GllD: i am GllD
GllD: and you are?
z-man: i am the mighty z-man
GllD: i've hear of you
z-man: good i am very famous
GllD: what is it that you do?
z-man: i fight crime and evil doers
GllD: i have to fix roofs
GllD: the ones that you guys ruin
z-man: At least i am keeping you in a job
GllD: true
GllD: for that i thank you
z-man: your welcome
GllD: carry on w/ your crime fighting
z-man: i will ttfn

z-man: heyt
Keith94: evening
Keith94: how goes it?
z-man: not to bad and u
Keith94: alright, thanks.
z-man: kool kool
Keith94: surviving is the word i believe
z-man: it is but being a superhero its not easy
Keith94: you're a superhero?
 
nomnoms: oh hai
zahloo: no gays
nomnoms: I am afraid you are mistaken.
zahloo: how so
nomnoms: I am not a homosexual.
zahloo: good
nomnoms: However, I cannot say the same for yourself.
nomnoms: I suppose I may just have to take your word for it.
zahloo: do that then
nomnoms: Although that would be taking unnecessary risks on my part.
zahloo: good point
nomnoms: Do tell me zahloo, what recreational activities do you enjoy?
zahloo: well
zahloo: anything fun
nomnoms: This will help me reach a decision
zahloo: like hiking
zahloo: ??
nomnoms: Hiking you say? As in Mountain hiking? Or hiking up some big gay man's bottom...
zahloo: ....
nomnoms: You are somewhat ambiguous in your description.
nomnoms: Please could you clarify.
zahloo: if your gonna gay things up dont
zahloo: when the word hiking hits the table you think GAY
nomnoms: Very well, I will take the risk and engage in what I hope is an intellectual and inspiring conversation.
zahloo: somthings wrong
nomnoms: Of course, I was merely playing 'devil's advocate'.
nomnoms: The internet can be a strange and dangerous place.
zahloo: oh yes, tis
nomnoms: So, you like hiking? I enjoy a good old game of football myself.
zahloo: i dont understand football
nomnoms: hmm, I am meaning football as in soccer - I reside in the UK you see.
zahloo: ohh, im from usa
zahloo: we play football or some ****
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JARMO: HI
XD: you from ocuk?
JARMO: OCUK??
XD: never mind
XD: asl?
JARMO: whats the ocuk
XD: search on google and you will find out
XD: its a land of wonder and magic
JARMO: oh yoyre geek
XD: indeed
JARMO: good for you
XD: why ty good to see someones positive about it
XD: join the forums
JARMO: its your choice.. and you can make lots of money if youre really good
XD: yup, you should come join the darkside
JARMO: im from finland how about you

LOL
 
zamagawd: Excel
excel: Megazord
zamagawd: you crazy spreadsheet
zamagawd: LOL
excel: Do you want to perform a function?
zamagawd: very much so
excel: There is a logic error
zamagawd: **** WTF DO WE DO?
excel: Press F1 for help on the subject
zamagawd: i can't the key is broken?
zamagawd: that was a question btw
excel: performed an illegal operation
excel: save exit or retry
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