A possible joke?

Reaper 392 · 11 Mar 2011 at 12:13

antijoke · 11 Mar 2011 at 12:17

TommyV said:
What you going to be joking about next, Down Syndrome?

Not cool

I saw Countdown last week.

He's Draculas retarded brother.

Credited to the poster who posted this a few weeks back

Hzza · 11 Mar 2011 at 12:22

Nope, definatly not a joke.

(lol @Countdown though

)

SiriusB · 11 Mar 2011 at 12:41

anticonscience said:
I saw Countdown last week.

He's Draculas retarded brother.

Credited to the poster who posted this a few weeks back

And the 20 other people who have posted it in every joke thread since!

Six6siX · 11 Mar 2011 at 12:45

The kid next door was running round the garden waving a pretend magic wand and shouting spells.

"I bet you'd love to be Harry Potter wouldn't you?" I asked him.

"Yeah!" he shouted excitedly.

So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Deep · 11 Mar 2011 at 12:57

Six6siX said:
The kid next door was running round the garden waving a pretend magic wand and shouting spells.

"I bet you'd love to be Harry Potter wouldn't you?" I asked him.

"Yeah!" he shouted excitedly.

So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Hi there Sickipedia

Six6siX · 11 Mar 2011 at 13:02

Deep said:
Hi there Sickipedia

Problem?

Deep · 11 Mar 2011 at 13:15

Six6siX said:
Problem?

Not really, just felt like being a ****.
It does slightly grate me when people copy the jokes from there all the time

emmjaybee · 11 Mar 2011 at 13:19

a pair of jump leads walk into a bar and orders a pint the barman says ok but don't go starting anything!

UncleRuckus · 11 Mar 2011 at 13:28

TommyV said:
What you going to be joking about next, Down Syndrome?

Not cool

Jog on ra-ra-retard.

Six6siX · 11 Mar 2011 at 13:28

Deep said:
Not really, just felt like being a ****.
It does slightly grate me when people copy the jokes from there all the time

To make up for it, I'll post a joke I just thought up this very minute.

A man walks into a bar and orders three pints. He drinks them all one after the other without stopping in the space of a few minutes and orders another three.

The barman is bit surprised but obliges and pours the bloke another three pints.

Again, the man downs the three drinks in quick succession and pays the bartender and moves to leave.

The barman, unable to contain his curiosity asks the man "Why are you wearing hot pants?"

"Why aren't you wearing hot pants?" he retorts.

"Good point," says the barman, "can I share yours?"

"Sure."

And they went off and were totally gay and stuff.

sbweightman · 11 Mar 2011 at 13:31

Cybermyk said:
Shirley it's "he sold his soul to Santa"

I sold my sole to Santa once. He was hungry, and it fillet him right up.