A present with a difference - need ideas

[Morba]

black and double ended

 

[Scuzi]

One thing that confuses me is the "bell end measurement". Is bigger better?

 

[Deadly Ferret]

Get him pole dancing lessons.

 

[Scuzi]

Get him pole dancing lessons.

I suspect he could teach the instructor a thing or two

 

[Felix Da Housecat]

Get him pole dancing lessons.

Or how about a pole? thats sure to get people talking and offer hours of entertainment

 

[Scuzi]

Or how about a pole? thats sure to get people talking and offer hours of entertainment

I seriously considering a pole you blow into, A.K.A a Didgeridoo. It's weird, obscure, different and will probably keep him busy for a few weeks.

 

[Cybermyk]

How about a tattoo?

 

[manveruppd]

Hey might take offense at this, but you can buy odour-absorbing pads for your underwear so that your farts won't smell. Made from the material used in gas masks.
I can't find the mag in which they were reviewed but if I do I'll post back

 

[Killerkebab]

If it is within price range, try taking him out tank driving

 

[fatiain]

Look on the 'bay for a shrunken head. My boss got one off his son for Xmas.

 

[yer_averagejoe]

sky car

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