A quick story

Zip · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:26

I was caught short while shopping with my missus the other day, and had to go to the toilets in the shopping centre for a crap.
Just as I sat down, the guy in the cubicle next door said, "Hello". I was a bit confused and concerned, but out of instinct I said "Hello" back "What are you doing?" he said.
Panicking a bit by now, I responded: "Having a poo. You?" To which he said: "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. The **** in the cubicle next door is trying to talk to me".

This is not a true story but it is a joke

MasterMike · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:28

Old, good

Arsey · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:28

EDIT: I GET IT! never heard that one, nice one

Arsey · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:29

Edited-sorry

red11 · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:29

Haven't heard that in a good while but still funny.

Brizzles · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:30

Chuckles

Insanity · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:32

Hehe... Zip made a funny.

Zip · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:33

Insanity said:
Hehe... Zip made a funny.

You're up late tonight

Insanity · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:33

Im up late every night... i'll be lucky to be asleep before 5. *sigh*

Zip · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:37

Insanity said:
Im up late every night... i'll be lucky to be asleep before 5. *sigh*

I was like that a few months back, Just got back to normal but i have to drive 500kms on tuesday to a friends house and ill have to stay at her house and ive never met her parents or her brother and sister before so im now sitting here pooping my self of needing to drive that far and meeting the rest of them and cant sleep

Insanity · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:38

Are you planning to bone said friend?

If so, go to sleep ya wally, you'll need the extra energy.

Zip · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:40

Insanity said:
Are you planning to bone said friend?

If so, go to sleep ya wally, you'll need the extra energy.

Lol, Probably not.

We are good friends though, its bit of a trial thing to see how things would be if we were together

Insanity · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:45

Hmm... i just went thru that myself, didnt work out very well. Had a couple of entertaining evenings though.

Zip · 17 Sep 2006 at 17:55

Insanity said:
Hmm... i just went thru that myself, didnt work out very well. Had a couple of entertaining evenings though.

I bet there was

I should go to bed soon and try to fight the nerves back.

Your lucky you live on a small island and shouldnt need to drive 500kms+ to get to the girl you were after

Kell_ee001 · 17 Sep 2006 at 18:06

Joke is older than the t'interweb and that convo would be better on MSN