A serial killer

DrPeirson · 14 Dec 2012 at 10:38

Well, Seems I can now live the dream, All I need to do is buy the following.

No but really, hook this thing up to a vat of acid and your good to go. I would like to know if anyone out there has a better plan for me to dispose of human... "waste"

TROLL LINE (Oh, there isn't a troll line?)

DrPeirson · 14 Dec 2012 at 10:46

I like the idea of using a wood chipper, Doesn't it tend to cause a mess? Would it be discreet enough to use in broad daylight?

As for the pigs Idea, I don't have anywhere I can effectively place the pigs and the idea of owning a bit of a farm is a bit off putting. Although I hear they really don't leave anything behind!

DrPeirson · 14 Dec 2012 at 10:50

UncleRuckus said:
Just put nappies on them and let them live in the house and feed them in the shower.

This is genius but how would I hide the noise they make? maybe I should rethink my idea and construct a basement area, possibly with some sort of sound insulation?

DrPeirson · 14 Dec 2012 at 12:17

estebanrey said:
Donkey Kong has got a nice bit of kit there.

Don't mistake myself with donkey kong, unless donkey kong was just trying to do the good thing like myself and dispose of some "dead" bodies inside wooden barrels?

DrPeirson · 14 Dec 2012 at 12:32

SB118 said:
Those grinders are quite grim to watch when they drop livestock carcases in.

I see, "livestock"

DrPeirson · 14 Dec 2012 at 14:15

Duff-Man said:
IIRC Uday Hussein (Saddam's eldest son) used to execute prisoners in such a machine. The lucky ones would go in head first - the rest went feet first. He was a bit of a sadist...