A serial killer

DrPeirson

DrPeirson

DrPeirson

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Harrogate,North Yorkshire
Well, Seems I can now live the dream, All I need to do is buy the following.

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No but really, hook this thing up to a vat of acid and your good to go. I would like to know if anyone out there has a better plan for me to dispose of human... "waste"

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I like the idea of using a wood chipper, Doesn't it tend to cause a mess? Would it be discreet enough to use in broad daylight?

As for the pigs Idea, I don't have anywhere I can effectively place the pigs and the idea of owning a bit of a farm is a bit off putting. Although I hear they really don't leave anything behind!
 
Or, now that its winter season. Bury them under a few inches of snow along with your passport and drivers licence and a letter stating your home address.
 
DrPeirson said:
I like the idea of using a wood chipper, Doesn't it tend to cause a mess? Would it be discreet enough to use in broad daylight?

As for the pigs Idea, I don't have anywhere I can effectively place the pigs and the idea of owning a bit of a farm is a bit off putting. Although I hear they really don't leave anything behind!
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Just put nappies on them and let them live in the house and feed them in the shower.
 
DrPeirson said:
This is genius but how would I hide the noise they make? maybe I should rethink my idea and construct a basement area, possibly with some sort of sound insulation?
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Yeah that could work, I would suggest keeping the area as clean as possible and remember that things like teeth fillings and joint replacements probably won't digest, so it would be best to monitor passings.
 
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