A stroke of luck

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

People have been trying to get rid of these for ages now so not surprised you found it dumped
problem is they attract Ed Sheeran who is in love with the shape of U

 

[something daft already!!]

So you have an iron hoof?

 

[randal]

Looks like my morning dump

Must be all that gravy.

 

[robfosters]

So you have an iron hoof?

Homophobe

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Beelzebub's own sex toy.

 

[bainbridge]

Can you all stop foaling around!

Yeah, if you mustang around this forum, you could at least be constructive!

 

[CapitalOne]

A stroke is never lucky unless you gain a super power as a result.

 

[koolpc]

Looks like my morning dump

Its probably not as hard as ur morning dump!

 

[builder22]

that's a thicc horseshoe

it does look a bit foosty weetabix/breakfast-bar esque!

 

[Scuzi]

If you rub it vigorously for a few minutes, it will spurt a load of luck all over your face. Some say taking it in your mouth and swallowing the luck will ensure it keeps on giving for years to come.

 

[subbytna]

If you rub it vigorously for a few minutes, it will spurt a load of luck all over her face. Some say taking it in her mouth and swallowing the luck will ensure it keeps on giving for years to come.

Fixed it for you

 

[NVP]

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[adidan]

Find three more and get ready for panto season.

 

[Participant]

Looks like a 14th century sex toy.

 

[drakulton]

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Dangling your genitalia in a bath of electrolyte and passing a mild electric current though it may sound like fun to you, but it's unlikely to remove any rust from anything.

 

[UTT]

I'd high tail it to the garage for yee haw stepladder to fix the varmit above the door

 

[Jono8]

It isn't lucky. Hang it how ever the **** you like because it won't make a difference to your life at all (unless you hang it badly and it drops on your head and kills you).

 

[NVP]

Wife lucks out with the life insurance

 

[adidan]

Looks like a 14th century sex toy.

2 girls, one horseshoe?

 

[bainbridge]

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That's a fantastic idea, thank you!

I'm all for having a go at this, and it just so happens that I think I have everything needed.

However, I'm a bit worried about the effect that electrolysis may have on the luck contained within the horseshoe.

Will the luck mind being electrocuted?

Will the electrons hinder the flow of luck?

This horseshoe may be hundreds of years old, and might not appreciate this witchcraft that you're proposing.

I might sleep on it and make a decision in the morning.

PS I meant sleep in the idea, not the horseshoe. That's in the garden (pointing upwards).