A third prefer video games to sex

Lashout_UK · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:45

Kreeeee said:
All that tells me is that 32% of men have never had sex.

CliffyBiro · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:45

Put the two together.

Sex with Lara Croft.

Admiral Huddy · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:46

danza said:
The 32% are DOIN' IT WRONG!

Nope she says to me each time..

"Paul, go on!! Press all the right buttons"!!

So off one goes for L4D

Jock Dodds · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:50

G|mp said:
I have received a nosh at the same time as playing COD4, does that count?

That doesn't just count, that wins.

edit: also, I'm definitely in the 32%. My GF just lies there like a sack of tatties, at least the joypad shakes a bit when I do my thang on the xbox.

CliffyBiro · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:51

G|mp said:
I have received a nosh at the same time as playing COD4, does that count?

Boom! Headshot!

LordSplodge · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:53

Rich_L said:
Note to women: Must try harder

Eve or sex... mmmmmmmm

antijoke · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:53

Jock Dodds said:
edit: also, I'm definitely in the 32%. My GF just lies there like a sack of tatties, at least the joypad shakes a bit when I do my thang on the xbox.

Richdog · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:54

And yet if the question had of been: "Which would you prefer; sex with someone elses partner or an evening playing video games?" then the answer would have been 99% in favour of the sex.

Mr Doovde · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:54

For me, it depends on the women to be honest.

Nix · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:55

Mr Doovde said:
For me, it depends on the women to be honest.

Yeah, how much they complain.

danza · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:56

Admiral Huddy said:
Nope she says to me each time..

"Paul, go on!! Press all the right buttons"!!

So off one goes for L4D

LMAO

VeNT · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:56

sex is too much like hard (fnar fnar) work

V4NT0M · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:57

Errr, I hazard a guess those 32% were virgins...

antijoke · 2 Apr 2009 at 16:58

What's all this fnar fnar stuff?

Richdog · 2 Apr 2009 at 17:00

Skyfall said:
Errr, I hazard a guess those 32% were virgins...

Virgins with partners? More like normal blokes in "comfy" relationships.

Mr Doovde · 2 Apr 2009 at 17:00

It also depends on what game you're playing.

LordSplodge · 2 Apr 2009 at 17:04

I don't know of any game that is preferable to the soft curves of a woman or even better the soft curves of a woman dressed in leather with a whip.

Until we get a working holodeck then sex is better than computer games. Even Eve On-line.

Richdog · 2 Apr 2009 at 17:07

LordSplodge said:
I don't know of any game that is preferable to the soft curves of a woman.

As stated it really depends on the woman. Lisa Riley has soft curves, but I wouldn't touch her with yours. ALso picture the amount of blokes stuck in an unfilfilling relationship where the magic has worn off. With computer games, there's always something new.

Marky · 2 Apr 2009 at 17:12

I prefer both at the same time... Dat Count?

Richdog · 2 Apr 2009 at 17:13

Marky said:
I prefer both at the same time... Dat Count?

No, fapping or making excessive use of rumble features does not count. Sorry.