A TikTok influencer is my new neighbour. *Heavy Sigh*

I'm surprised he admitted his profession to you. I'd have kept quiet.

Mind you, the personality type that becomes an influencer has no scrupals and doesn't care what people think so I guess it's not a surprise.
 
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If you have an adjoining room to the one he streams in. Wait untill he is out of the house, take up one of your floorboards, drill through the brickwork till you have a nice hole through to the space under his floorboards. Then if he is being really loud into the night just squirt a load of that really potent fart spray/liquid poop into his room and i guarantee he wont stay in there much longer..

Obviously this is not something "i" would do or endorse however i "could" see how someone would deal with this issue in this manner.. ;)
 
ZXSpectrum said:
Obviously this is not something "i" would do or endorse however i "could" see how someone would deal with this issue in this manner.. ;)
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I really wouldn't do this but my revenge on a neighbour goes all the way back to around 1981.
The girl next door drove us insane, she had one record Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes and she played it very loud constantly.
One day I had had enough and walked outside for a rest and she was walking down the road, she wasn't even in the house, when I challenged her about it she said it keeps burglars away.
If she had the TV on and it wasn't the same channel as me I had to wear headphones, it was a bad year or so until I finally cracked.
I had a word with my dodgy mate who hired two people to rob her stereo and TV for £100 but one week later she was back at it :(
We eventually sold the house and about 3 weeks later the new owner got in touch asking if we'd ever had any problems with her to which I replied no, after a while I confessed we had and agreed to write a statement if needed.
Within a month she was evicted.

So the correct answer is go through the proper channels and not what I did.
 
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The only problem with the "proper" channels these days is to endure months if not years of that crap and noting every instance in a log. Eventually the council will send an environmental inspector round and they will probably turn up when there is no noise and they will attempt to discredit you to make their life easier. Eventually they will setup some equipment to record the level of noise for a few weeks. "If" they determine that its unacceptable they will first send them a letter, if they still do it then they send another warning and finally will attempt to remove their equipment.. But if its his "Job" he will probably just buy more and keep going. All this while it destroys your soul and quality of life as more care is put into ensuring they are treated fairly and with kid gloves than ensuring that your quality of life/living isnt ruined by some inconsiderate scrote.

One thing that you can do is to find their landlords contact information from the land registry and contact them. Inform them of the issues and that you are informing them as a precursor to involving the council.
 
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The influencer is in the end terrace, but my neighbour on the other side has mentioned to me about the noise.

I am no longer in gay Paris, now in Limoges.
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I busked around Limoge, Lyon and Clermont Ferrand in 1979 for 3 months.

I was thinking about what I did to a noisy neighbour, I setup my stage PA system and put the speakers facing the wall about 1" away and in 1981 the heaviest music was Motorhead at the time.
if your neighbour is OK with it start playing Cradle of Filth when you can hear him :)
 
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