A very close friend of mine overdosed this morning...RIP.

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In the early hours of this morning, my beard took an overdose of 'clippers'; the police have informed me that many young beards these days are succumbing to the temptations of 'clippers', apparantly 'trimmers' are a gateway for this frightful substance. Many beards give in to 'clippers' after pressure from their suppliers, often known as 'pushers' or 'girlfriends'.

Luckily, I was able to capture his death on camera so I can share it with you in the hope that we can avoid any more senseless loss of beards:

As he was:
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After losing his neck to the 'clippers':
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A 'chop a goatee combo:
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A very cavalier 'tache combined with my beard's last death-throes:
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*n
 
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!:
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His corpse following his clippers-related death:
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Were I not upset enough, my hair commited seppuku out of grief for my beard and shame at letting his 'clippers' habit escalate:
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And I now look like a thug again:
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Remember, kids: Just say NO to shaving!

*n
 
geek...i was like "oh, how tres sad" :(

furthermore...you make shaving look so fun. i wish shaving were really that fun
 
If you were Scouse there would already be a shrine, with a few bunches of garage bought flowers and a single card saying 'WHY?'
 
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