aargh!! why are they still here? make them go away!

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my old housemates are moving out today, and new ones are moving in. i need the old ones to **** off so i can claim the largest room. but they're hanging around like a bad smell.

can't wait to get rid of 'em tbh. finally a clean kitchen and a pube free bathroom :)
 
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$loth said:
or tell them you want the largest room.
yeah, but one of them knows the landlord and probably knows that i'm not really supposed to be taking the biggest room. i just figure that if i move all of my stuff into the big room after the old housemates leave (but before the new ones arrive), the new people will just fight amongst themselves over the rest of the rooms, and not make an issue about it.
 
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i think i know what's going on here... the housemate who's room i want is only moving around the corner, so there's really no need for him to be here at all. i reckon he's only hanging around so he can "introduce" himself to the girls.

usually i wouldn't care less about that, but his desperation to say hi2u is messing up my plans of getting the best room.

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seek said:
i think i know what's going on here... the housemate who's room i want is only moving around the corner, so there's really no need for him to be here at all. i reckon he's only hanging around so he can "introduce" himself to the girls.

If you get on well enough with him why not offer to help move most of his stuff to the new place and then move your stuff into the big room? Or even ask him if he could move his stuff to one of the other rooms while you move into the big room because it shouldn't matter to him which room he is moving his stuff from and that way he can delay to his hearts content so he can meet your new flatmates?
 

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seek said:
no they're female.

You do know that they might leave even more Pubes around because they can have a Shaving Routine :eek: :p

Not to mention they make a mess in the kitchen then blame it on you :(


But worst of all, PMS in girls that live together Synchronize and happen the exact same time as each other!!!:eek: :eek:
 
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semi-pro waster said:
If you get on well enough with him why not offer to help move most of his stuff to the new place
i considered this, but i don't really get on with him, so it might seem that offering to help move his stuff out would be taking the pee a bit. :D
 
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mrdbristol said:
Set off the smoke alarm and run around shouting " FIRE " .

In the confusion get his stuff out, your stuff in and barricade the door till they've gone.

If that doesn't work you'll look like a tit running around shouting "FIRE!". Everyones a winner :)
 
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Zip said:
You do know that they might leave even more Pubes around because they can have a Shaving Routine

Not to mention they make a mess in the kitchen then blame it on you :(


But worst of all, PMS in girls that live together Synchronize and happen the exact same time as each other!!!:eek: :eek:
well i've lived with groups of girls several times before, and i can honestly say that the dirtiest girl i've ever lived with is still at least 10x cleaner than the cleanest guy i've lived with. ;)
 
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mrdbristol said:
Set off the smoke alarm and run around shouting " FIRE " .

In the confusion get his stuff out, your stuff in and barricade the door till they've gone.
genius! best suggestion yet :D


could be a problem if my new housemates turn up to find a house drenched, or covered in foam beacause someone called the firebrigade though!
 
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