Acid. Strong acid.

Jonny69 · 29 Aug 2011 at 13:56

There's something extremely satisfying about pouring 90% sulphuric acid down a slow draining pipe. Hearing it hiss as it goes down, then anihilating everything in its path. And you can hear it bubbling away, continuing to wipe out nature some way down the drainage system under the flat. Outside smells like eggs.

Me, one. Turds, nil :cool:

GhostlyPea · 29 Aug 2011 at 13:57

Hole in pipe due to acid, one. Jonny, nil

- GP

Tefal · 29 Aug 2011 at 13:58

*waits for someone to think "that's a great idea" and use hydrofluoric*

¬_¬

*ps do not use HF

meghatronic · 29 Aug 2011 at 13:59

Tefal said:
*ps do not use HF

Nah, don't listen to Tefal - he just doesn't want to share his awesome poop-cleaning secrets! Use HF - it's awesome.

Von Smallhausen · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:01

Jonny, we really need to talk ......

wannabedamned · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:02

Von Smallhausen said:
Jonny, we really need to talk ......

About pipe blocking turds? or acid?

Tefal · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:03

Von Smallhausen said:
Jonny, we really need to talk ......

Run Jonny, they're on to you!

paddy · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:03

Eat less bran kids and you too can become an OCuk "Man of Honour"

bhavv · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:03

So wait, Sulphuric, or HCL acid will work better than Domestos?

Raymond Lin · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:08

Does it not go through plastic piping?

aardvark · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:12

Raymond Lin said:
Does it not go through plastic piping?

no but if it hits any metal you may have a problem.

Jonny69 · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:12

bhavv said:
So wait, Sulphuric, or HCL acid will work better than Domestos?

Ooooooh yeah! And if the acid doesn't work you can hit it with strong alkali. Caustic soda is sodium hydroxide.

Raymond Lin said:
Does it not go through plastic piping?

Nope

Cosimo · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:18

Just wait for larger turds to appear.

Narj · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:20

Let your bum hairs grow a bit longer; this way your turds will get sliced up automatically on the way out and will flush more easily.

Von Smallhausen · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:23

wannabedamned said:
About pipe blocking turds? or acid?

Just where babies come from. He said he'd tell me at a London meet a few years ago but never got back to me.

krooton · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:23

Jonny69 said:
Nope

And what happens when it eventually gets to the metal pipes further along the sewerage system?

TheCenturion · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:24

Sulfuric

Von Smallhausen · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:30

Meanwhile, Kent police are desperately hunting a sewer saboteur who has destroyed the local sanitation system.

Salsa · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:34

Im just curious as to what Jonny has been eating to create such immense poo pirates that he needs these chemicals!

Deleted member 77746 · 29 Aug 2011 at 14:46

Lets pin you down, open your mouth and pour some down see what it does then.