Adopting a cat

[FoxEye]

That's the better of the two options, when they really trust you they'll plonk their furry bum on your face

I'd rather have a cats bum in my face every night than the catless existence I currently endure

Would involve moving house tho.

Cats are the single best thing on this planet!

 

[TJM]

Since you have electronics on/near the floor - my cats enjoyed chewing on wires and taking a **** in 'nests' of cabling. Tidy up any loose cables or cat-proof it by blocking their path to the back of your stuff.