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blitz2163 said:
One of the guys kept nabbing my ketchup and as I love my spicy food I had a tub of dorset naga paste . . .
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Just did a search for this chilli. It's like record breakingly HOT.

Some quotes:

"Anyone eating an entire dorset naga chilli would almost certainly require hospital treatment."

"If you don’t know what you are doing it could blow your head off."

"Most people don’t cook with it. They hold it by the stalk and just touch their food with it."
 
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I occasionally steal butter for a bacon sarnie :o

But now we share bread so it's all good :D

However everyone knows if they touch the bacon, blood will be spilt.
 
Isotope said:
Good lad, too right, we hate them scum! :D
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is that cus all i read about in the UCLAN SU paper is about them kicking your butt in sports? :D

Post-it note, fridge door. Carries on, urinate/seamen/bleach in milk

Nothing worse i can think of then when you wake up and find somone has used all you milk or left not even enough to make a cup of tea:mad: thankfully its stopped now though, just have to put up with being asked for rizza/tobacco 3 times a day now:rolleyes:
 
banja said:
Just did a search for this chilli. It's like record breakingly HOT.

Some quotes:

"Anyone eating an entire dorset naga chilli would almost certainly require hospital treatment."

"If you don’t know what you are doing it could blow your head off."

"Most people don’t cook with it. They hold it by the stalk and just touch their food with it."
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I dont like to do things by half ;)
 
banja said:
Just did a search for this chilli. It's like record breakingly HOT.

Some quotes:

"Anyone eating an entire dorset naga chilli would almost certainly require hospital treatment."

"If you don’t know what you are doing it could blow your head off."

"Most people don’t cook with it. They hold it by the stalk and just touch their food with it."
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oh godz i'll stay away from that then i can see that back firing! What made me more angry than the milk being stolen was when he ate half of my toffee cheesecake (tasty) then put the empty packaging back in the fridge asthough no1 would notice :mad:
 
Years back someone kept stealing the milk from the door step, so my dad got up early one morning, carefully took the top off, poured the milk out and replaced it with water + white paint, put the lid back on and placed it on the step.
They took it, who ever it was we had our suspicions, needless to say later in the day my mam went up the street to the shops and found a spray of milk on the wall along with a 3/4 full bottle next to it :D
Didn't have a problem after that.
 
analog said:
Years back someone kept stealing the milk from the door step, so my dad got up early one morning, carefully took the top off, poured the milk out and replaced it with water + white paint, put the lid back on and placed it on the step.
They took it, who ever it was we had our suspicions, needless to say later in the day my mam went up the street to the shops and found a spray of milk on the wall along with a 3/4 full bottle next to it :D
Didn't have a problem after that.
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lol classic!
 
Consider writing a short note just saying that your ****** off because it keeps happening. Short - to the point and not agressive or unpleasent. If it continues set up a webcam and find the culpret.

You won't get your milk back but you'll know who not to live with next year.
 
Just say politely, generally somebody that does this is an arse and you cant change them, but worth a try.
 
The other, obvious "I know you're stealing my milk but don't want to make a huge deal out of it" method is to draw a big black line on the plastic at the top level of the milk. Whoever is nicking it will see the line, realise that using it will put it below the line, and won't do it.

I is a h'expert at people nicking my milk y'see.

:/
 
timbob said:
The other, obvious "I know you're stealing my milk but don't want to make a huge deal out of it" method is to draw a big black line on the plastic at the top level of the milk. Whoever is nicking it will see the line, realise that using it will put it below the line, and won't do it.

I is a h'expert at people nicking my milk y'see.

:/
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good idea but not when they've swiped the whole bottle out of fridge! Wouldn't if it was a bit here and there, i wouldnt be a little bitch about that :)
 
Openly dip the end of your wang in the milk when people are around and then place it back in the fridge without drinking any.

Tell them it's how you re-fill your balls.
 
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