Advice wanted from a girl

Hi. You will only do well on these forums if:

1. You shoot Canon cameras. :p

2. The only car you ever own is a BMW, if it isnt a BMW, its rubbish. It could be a Ferrari but it still wouldnt be as good as an E92 M3.

3. You only buy nvidia gfx cards and intel cpu's.

4. Your a victim. If you have anything about you or have been trained in martial arts, you cannot express this without being called a troll. So when you get your nose broken when your out, you cant come on here and post about it unless you make yourself out to have no street smarts, and be totally weak. Prepare to get expert advice from people with high post counts, advice that matches exactly what the "trolls" gave you only its different, but they cannot explain how.

5. Your female, in which case the above four points are moot and your instantly just underneath Don level.

Welcome.
 
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twoblacklines said:
Hi. You will only do well on these forums if:

1. You shoot Canon cameras. :p

2. The only car you ever own is a BMW, if it isnt a BMW, its rubbish. It could be a Ferrari but it still wouldnt be as good as an E92 M3.

3. You only buy nvidia gfx cards and intel cpu's.

4. Your a victim. If you have anything about you or have been trained in martial arts, you cannot express this without being called a troll. So when you get your nose broken when your out, you cant come on here and post about it unless you make yourself out to have no street smarts, and be totally weak. Prepare to get expert advice from people with high post counts, advice that matches exactly what the "trolls" gave you only its different, but they cannot explain how.

5. Your female, in which case the above four points are moot and your instantly just underneath Don level.

6. Can't spell for your life and have no idea how to use punctuation.
Welcome.
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twoblacklines said:
Hi. You will only do well on these forums if:

1. You shoot Nikon cameras. :p

2. The only car you ever own is not BMW, if it isnt a BMW, its better It could be a Ferrari but it still wouldnt be as good as a real mini.

3. You only buy ATi gfx cards and intel cpu's.

4. Your a victim. If you have anything about you or have been trained in martial arts, you cannot express this without being called a troll. So when you get your nose broken when your out, you cant come on here and post about it unless you make yourself out to have no street smarts, and be totally weak. Prepare to get expert advice from people with high post counts, advice that matches exactly what the "trolls" gave you only its different, but they cannot explain how.

5. Your female, in which case you are a witch

6. You own an Apple Mac as PCs are for gay looking Geeks

Welcome.
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Fixed v3 :)
 
Might have been asked already, but how did you find this place and why did you join? Most of the girls here have no interest in computers so I don't really see how you've ended up here! Is it just a case of seeing your boyfriends/mates on here and enjoying the tremendous amount of epic lulz?

Of course I understand that there are many other sections, but it does boil down to computer hardware really.

:Edit: Oh I forgot, pics of boobs or GTFO.
 
Zefan said:
Might have been asked already, but how did you find this place and why did you join? Most of the girls here have no interest in computers so I don't really see how you've ended up here! Is it just a case of seeing your boyfriends/mates on here and enjoying the tremendous amount of epic lulz?

Of course I understand that there are many other sections, but it does boil down to computer hardware really.

:Edit: Oh I forgot, pics of boobs or GTFO.
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You guessed it :D My ex introduced me to this site, and I brought my current pc (in bits) from here, and he built it using the advice on here.. and so, i decided this would be a good site for any pc issues/games advice i might have now ex is out of the picture. plus, the lulz :D
 
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