Afghan bomber accidentally blows up militants

semi-pro waster · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:11

MarcLister said:
Not too sure the Darwin award investigators would want to visit Afghanistan to check out the merits of this particular case.

Perhaps not but since all they've got to do is find out if any of the chaps procreated I suppose they could do it by phone. We can only hope they didn't, as has been said before the gene pool could occasionally do with some chlorination.

MarcLister · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:29

semi-pro waster said:
Perhaps not but since all they've got to do is find out if any of the chaps procreated I suppose they could do it by phone. We can only hope they didn't, as has been said before the gene pool could occasionally do with some chlorination.

Wouldn't you need something stronger than chlorination for extreme inbred stupidity?

roddypoddy · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:50

i suppose we need to know,how much explosives were used,the cost,man hours spent training for the mission,including tutor fee,s,cost of living expenses etc,to determine if the inVESTment was worthwhile.

Django x2 · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:00

His mum was musing over pictures of when he was younger with some friends and said "ahh, they blow up so fast"

Fido McNasty · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:10

silversurfer · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:16

Azagoth said:
The wedding video is bloody hilarious. I mean, who the hell takes an AK47 to a wedding, let alone starts loosing rounds off.

uday hussein

digipeep · 27 Mar 2009 at 01:19

Does he still qualify for 100 virgins for his act, I'm not sure on the rules of these things?

MarcLister · 27 Mar 2009 at 02:04

digipeep said:
Does he still qualify for 100 virgins for his act, I'm not sure on the rules of these things?

If he was a freelancer he probably doesn't get all of the benefits their contracted staff get.

4p · 27 Mar 2009 at 02:09

Azagoth said:
Brilliant! That's nearly as retarded as the Afghani Father of the Bride who was loosing off rounds from his AK47 at his Daughters wedding and accidentally shot the Groom in the face.

The wedding video is bloody hilarious. I mean, who the hell takes an AK47 to a wedding, let alone starts loosing rounds off.

email that please bossman

Mr Kingston · 27 Mar 2009 at 02:11

The Funktopus said:
Suicide Bombing Tutorial - Watch Carefully, I'll Only Do This Once.

rofl, that madfe me lol

frosty03 · 27 Mar 2009 at 07:29

MarcLister said:
"So do I press the button now or later?"

Not too sure the Darwin award investigators would want to visit Afghanistan to check out the merits of this particular case.

Button? Which button? U mean this but......

Cosimo · 27 Mar 2009 at 09:04

A Taliban went Talibang and was Taligone, no virgins for this man.

SlyReaper · 27 Mar 2009 at 09:04

He had a premature detonation...

HEADRAT · 27 Mar 2009 at 09:36

Justice for scum, always good to hear.

Emlyn_Dewar · 27 Mar 2009 at 09:41

Fido McNasty said:
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb313/Mox3d/Pointless%20stuff/katerz_Xplood.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

I have to ask as I've seen a couple of these now, who's the bird and what is the significance? :D

TheOtherOption · 27 Mar 2009 at 09:56

Terrorism news that is welcomed ... now that's a news worthy event surely - yet this kind of thing doesn't make the main news.

We should all hope they are so "boooom" happy in future and take more of their own numbers out!

LiE · 27 Mar 2009 at 10:36

Excellent news.

steveo · 27 Mar 2009 at 10:55

knightrider. said:
Silence! I kill me!

i just got hot coffee up my nose when i saw that

MooMoo444 · 27 Mar 2009 at 11:01

What a star, hope he gets reincarnated

Fido McNasty · 27 Mar 2009 at 11:06

Emlyn_Dewar said:
...who's the bird and what is the significance?

Oh not a lot in truth. A couple of pages back in the random pics thread a few folks took a bit of a shine to her. Understandably. On youtube she's Katerz17.

That is all.