After all these years documenting weddings, here's my advice to anyone thinking of getting married

mrk · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:24

On one hand, you get to wear a cool expensive ring.

On the other, you don't.

Scort · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:25

Oh dear

adam cool dude · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:28

12 years together and no marriage yet. Most of my friends have been married and divorced like some kind of curse!

Also you can still wear a cool and expensive ring without being married so joke is invalid

Fireskull · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:28

Ban tbh

Maccy · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:31

Fireskull said:
Ban tbh

kiteloopy · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:33

Brizzles · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:37

I was married, but that joke was far more painful

Maccy · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:44

Can't be letting that go unpunished

aardvark · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:45

Derek W · 8 Jul 2019 at 16:54

Vote mrk name change to antijokes wife for that level of humour

bartledvd · 8 Jul 2019 at 17:10

How does he get away with such awful behaviour on a family friendly forum .

Brizzles · 8 Jul 2019 at 17:10

Pringle W said:
Vote mrk name change to antijokes wife for that level of humour

3rd Chuckle Brother would be my vote, but perhaps too many characters - Maccy abuse your powers

Thekwango · 8 Jul 2019 at 17:20

paging @antijoke, someone's trying to nick your crown!!

LeeUK · 8 Jul 2019 at 17:23

By all means get married but I just see it as a waste of money if you splash out £1000s on a lavish wedding.

Cheap registry office and an evening doo with a buffet in pub somewhere will do.

NoobCannon · 8 Jul 2019 at 17:24

Vote name change to gucci belt

Bickaxe · 8 Jul 2019 at 18:05

Punishment should fit the crime.
Remove his Man Of Honour award.

Tee Hee Johnson · 8 Jul 2019 at 18:49

Name change to jke?

Im getting married next year actually, never thought I would be!

Unisol Magic · 8 Jul 2019 at 18:51

LeeUK said:
By all means get married but I just see it as a waste of money if you splash out £1000s on a lavish wedding.

Cheap registry office and an evening doo with a buffet in pub somewhere will do.

Exactly!

We did registry office followed by a crazy long weekend in Ibiza

Still going very strong. 18 years engaged and 12 years married

azazl187 · 8 Jul 2019 at 18:55

I've been married 5. Its hard going sometimes but I'll always do my very best by my wife and our kids.

Hopefully that's enough for us to stay happy for many many years.

CREATIVE!11 · 8 Jul 2019 at 19:11

Getting married in 2019. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Also voteban for op cause this thread made me lose brain cells.... and I don't have many left as it is.