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Gimpymoo

Gimpymoo

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Oh my..

Just began watching this after having not seen it for many many years.. It is more funny than I remember with more "Laugh Out Loud" moments In a film than I remember for a long time.

Not had a film bring me to tears of laughter for a long time.. the last one being Old School.

"May I have a ticket please..."
"Smoking or none smoking"
"Smoking"

Stewardess hands over a ticket which is literally "Smoking" - ROFL

Also, the scene in the cockpit just before take off with the crew.. Roger, Over, Clarence and Victor.

"We have clearence Clarence"
"Roger roger"
"What's our vector Victor"

There are others, miles better than that but cant remember at present.

Am half way through the film... off to watch the second half.
 
This (wo?)man needs a hospital.

What is it?

It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now:D
 
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Watched the Long Haul edition recently - 4 hours long! Loads of nice little interviews and other stuff.

Superb film though. Shows that comedy films don't need to cost a lot...

Simon/~Flibster
 
Would you like something to read?

Yes, have you got anything light?

Errrmmmm, how about this pamphlet on jewish sporting legends? :D
 
lol

i like when the little boy goes into the cockpit and the pilot is saying loads of weird things to him "have u ever felt the love of and older man?" lmao, doubt they would get away with it these days.
 
The boy sits next to the girl and offers her cream with her coffee.

She replies:

"No thank you, I take it black like my men" - Made me :eek: and :D at the same time.

Now I doubt you would get away with that nowadays.
 
Cpt Ouver: "So, Jimmy.. have you ever been in a Cockpit before?"

Jimmy: "No Sir, I've never been on a plane before..."

....

Cpt Ouver: "Tell me Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked??"
 
"What was the food tonight stewardess?"

"There was a choice of either fish or meat"

"Ah yes I remember, I had lasagne"

:D
 
can't remember exactly how it goes

'Can you fly and land this plane for us?'
'Surely you can't be serious'
'I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley'
 
ruffneck said:
can't remember exactly how it goes

'Can you fly and land this plane for us?'
'Surely you can't be serious'
'I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley'
Click to expand...

Striker: "It's a completely different kind of flying....altogether!"
2 Hostesses and Doctor: "It's a completely different kind of flying."

:D
 
First Jive Dude: No swearing, read the FAQ!! Big Kev man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? No swearing, read the FAQ!! Big Kev.
 
The bit in the psychiatric hospital
'Thats Lieutenant Hurwitz, he thinks he is Ethel Merman'

And it really is Ethel Merman lol :D
 
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