Alcohol poisoning

[Maccapacca]

You're getting older

 

[Herman Gelmet]

Well they made out that it was sun stroke, but I reckon one too many bars on the Ayia Napa club scene.

Quite a challenging role for an actor that, a heat-stroked cow. Maybe the actor was hoping James Herriot would stick his greased arm up, like he always seemed to do Hence the heavy bevvies prior to filming.

 

[Storm3y]

Probably alcohol poisoning.

 

[geekman]

Sounds more like sunstroke than alcohol poisoning to me. I had exactly the same symptoms a couple of years back when I hadn't drunk very much at all, but had been lying outside in direct sun all day.

 

[Efour]

cidre?

bender

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

You drank beyond your limits. Learn the lesson before you do yourself permanent harm.

This.
Probably too much sun too.
Dehydration and sun stroke can be killers.
Next time wear a hat and sneak off every now and then for a pint of water .
The tactic I use when drinking over a long period of time is to have an alcohol free Kopparberg or similar. Nobody even notices. You can still get very drunk but no need to nearly die from it .

Also:
Lager - Chav
Wine - Bumder

Drink's been spiked. Back door action has been performed. Sorry OP.

Thread delivers!

 

[Mr Badger]

That much damage after less than 24 hours of drinking? Sounds as though the OP should stick to Babycham from now on.

 

[churchhawk]

You need to man up

 

[Mr^B]

Sunstroke and dehydration.

And lack of both brains and testicular mass.

 

[Freefaller]

Never drunk that much to have that.

Probably a mixture of dehydration, too much sun, and too much alcohol.

I'm sure you'll grow up soon

 

[Theophany]

Lightweight.

Leave the pro drinking to us committed dysfunctionals.

 

[Nitefly]

Sounds like a biblical session, I expect the sun didn't help.

I can't get merry without feeling a bit poop the next day - sometimes it's best not to bother!

 

[ChroniC]

Sunstroke is an odd thing.

Last year on a fairly hot summers day, I decided to move my weights bench outside of the garage, followed by 18holes of golf, and little to no water. I was basically in 27+ temps under the sun from 10am till 5pm
I felt weak by the 18th hole and when getting home, felt freezing cold and couldn't stop shaking.
It must have been about 25c in the house and I was under my duvet.

I slept it off and later googled sunstroke, only to read that someone in that state should be admitted to hospital.

Oops.

 

[EyepodI]

You frigging lightweight. Was just watching an episode of Bear Grills. When Bear gets dehydrated on a raft in the sun-baked pacific he collects fetid water, rancid with seagull excrement and takes it as an enema to avoid puking it up. Bananas?? Poofter!

 

[Screenbeat]

Drinking that much alcohol seems fun at the time but have always had the best nights when I have taken it easy and ssen my m8s get hammered. You will be ok op

 

[wnb]

Been there and done that, It's not something I want to experience again.

 

[twist3d0n3]

might want to get your vagina checked as well OP

 

[TommyV]

Had very similar in magaluf on a last minute long weekend with a mate.

Spent 12 hours a day in bed for 3 of the 5 days, but I didn't help matters by going back out drinking each evening.

Hallucinating, cold sweats, couldn't eat, the lot...really was quite surreal.

Lesson learnt, will never put myself through that nor similar again.

 

[Third Opinion]

Lots of alcohol & sun = Hours on your knees reading 'Armitage Shanks' over and over again.

 

[Maccapacca]

You frigging lightweight. Was just watching an episode of Bear Grills. When Bear gets dehydrated on a raft in the sun-baked pacific he collects fetid water, rancid with seagull excrement and takes it as an enema to avoid puking it up. Bananas?? Poofter!

Because your hardcore anecdote is 'watching bear grills'