All these years I've been doing it wrong (ooh err)

I blame my Dad (a huge wind-up merchant/prankster) for this one because, as a child about 6-7-ish, he told me that the moon was lit up at night from all the street lights on Earth reflecting off it, and I never really thought about that as an idea that I needed to question ever since as the brightness of the moon rarely comes up in conversation.

Then, when I was 40-ish (yes, that old), there was a full moon during a night-shift with about 10 other people all within earshot (in Saudi where there's very little light pollution), when someone said "the Moons bright tonight" and I said out loud "Hmmm, must be more street lights on than normal" and suddenly realised as I was saying it out-loud that it sounded as idiotic as it was and I instantly realised how dumb I was as everyone else fell about laughing at me.

Sadly, if I hadn't said it out loud in front of people, I really do think that I'd very probably have still thought it was true, my poor lost innocence :(
That is superb. Well done to your dad. 40 years is one hell of a long joke payback time. But he got it in the end :D
 
I mean, I don't keep up-to-date with everything but people do still go to school right? Sorry, 'right!'.
 
Some years back a female relative (by marriage, not blood) left the rest of us speechless at a family event. The light was fading and she casually made the observation that the night clouds were drawing in. It then became clear that this wasn't some sort of joke or euphemism, she really believed that it got dark every night because black "night clouds" covered up the sun and then it got light went they away again in the morning.

This is almost as bad as Chantelle's Paradox.
 
Some of the clangers "special" civil servants use:

"Rolls and Responsibilities"
"Pacifically" meaning "Specifically"
"at the cold face" meaning "at the coal face"
 
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