Am I being out of order?! *Relationship warning!!*
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Please explain, in a family forum friendly manner
Fog
It involves... flinging a string of white stuff from your hand while shouting 'go web go!', at the end of coitus.
I'll leave it to you to fathom what the white stuff is and how it comes to be in your hand.
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Please explain, in a family forum friendly manner
Fog
i don't think there IS a forum friendly manner....but I'll try...
It involves...finishing yourself off..., and throwing the resulting...errr...web...in her face whilst shouting 'GO WEB GO!'
That usually ends relationships in a very permanent way...
TG
edit: bah...beaten to it by mohinder...so to speak...umm.
Cheers for the replies all.
It's just thrown me really. Me wanting to get rid of her and having her then tell me its only because I'm paranoid has just made me completely lose confidence and think maybe I'm the one in the wrong.
God I sound like a woman. She just needs to leave me alone really. Last time I dumped her she got hold of my work mobile (as I had to change my mobile due to her calling all the time) and she kept sending letters saying she only wanted me and I was being stupid leaving her, etc. I believed it and thought she'd stop hanging around the other guy as he's the one that caused all this in the first place. Having him tell her he still has feelings makes it even harder for me.
It's just thrown me really. Me wanting to get rid of her and having her then tell me its only because I'm paranoid has just made me completely lose confidence and think maybe I'm the one in the wrong.
God I sound like a woman. She just needs to leave me alone really. Last time I dumped her she got hold of my work mobile (as I had to change my mobile due to her calling all the time) and she kept sending letters saying she only wanted me and I was being stupid leaving her, etc. I believed it and thought she'd stop hanging around the other guy as he's the one that caused all this in the first place. Having him tell her he still has feelings makes it even harder for me.
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FANTASTIC!!!!
You HAVE to do that!!! and video it, and send it to all of us
Fog
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FANTASTIC!!!!
You HAVE to do that!!! and video it, and send it to all of us
Fog
but I quite like my fiancee...
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FANTASTIC!!!!
You HAVE to do that!!! and video it, and send it to all of us
Fog
Surely that's classed as pron, so not allowed on here?!
And I don't want to see some bloke off the internets doing that...infact I don't want to see any man do that...wrong, so, so wrong.
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Rofl!!
I nearly drowned in my own bear then!!
Fog
You have your own bear?!! Sweet!!!
InvG
FANTASTIC!!!!
You HAVE to do that!!! and video it, and send it to all of us
Fog
Dude, WTF
I'd ditch her tbh. She'd rather see her ex than see you, and she frequently stays over at his place... pft, I reckon she's doing more than just sleeping over.
I know it's probably not what you want to hear, but it's the right thing to do.
Oh, and just for the record "GO WEB GO!!"
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how the hell do you drown in a bear anyways?
...actually...I realise i do not want to know...
TG
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Give her a 'cleveland steamer'.