So potentially 23 test drives before you decide what model you want... an then you will look at which particular one you want to buy.
Not wanting to take the side of the sales man here but his job is to take your cash in exchange for a car, that is what he gets paid for.
Going out on a test drive and not securing a sale is seen as a waste of his time.
While obviously you should be completely happy that you have made the right choice before parting with the cash I think you need to have done a bit of leg work yourself before hand and that list still puts you in the "I haven't got a clue what I want" category in the salesmans mind.
I've only ever test driven cheap cars but they have ranged from "here are the keys, bring it back later" through to "drive to the roundabout and back again" but looking back the ones where I was offered a long test drive were where I had genuinely been interested in that car.
My worst two were when curiosity got the better of us and we took a Proton Satria Neo out as a potential cheap slightly unusual looking car for Jane and when I wanted to get a feel for an Octavia vRS and test drove a slightly tatty one in yellow. The two best... I ended up buying that car.
What I'm trying to say is that you get a good test drive if the salesman thinks there is a good chance of taking you deposit at the end of it.
Fair shout, seems I haven't done myself any favours posting that list. What I suppose is implied is that I want to take out each one, when what I should have said is that it's a list of cars of interest (I'd had a couple of beers, and that's what I meant by 'things to sit in'...) and given the opportunity, ones that I'd give the time of day to if I could take them out. ie, if someone tossed the keys to a 118d, then thankyou, but no thank you, it's not on the list...
The exotic stuff was a daft inclusion. It was snowball logic. I can't get out of IT if I go and do something that daft...
Perhaps what I should have said is that I think I want either a perfect(ish) spec Z4M or Boxster S, but this price point (or rather depreciation level) includes some serious other metal, and as I have some time to kill, I'd be interested in chatting to someone about the others and seeing if they blow me away. I keep reading such good reviews of M3s and Pork, that I thought I'd take an open-minded approach, and it doesn't look like I conveyed that to the board very well...
It seems I was wrong to think that a salesman might see that approach as an opportunity for him to get me to try his product and see if I liked it? Or do I need to get over myself and realise that while it's a lot of money to me, the rest of the world drops those sort of numbers at the drop of a hat?
Maybe it's just me, but if I was selling cars, and someone like me walked in and was honest, I'd put the effort in... Is that not what selling is?
I get that I'm down the list of priorites if there's someone else wandering round the forecourt with a wedge of cash and a desire to say "I want that one now", but is anyone else a time waster? Surely as I actually want to buy something my business is worth the time of day? It's not I want to buy a 1.6 focus, and drive an M3 for the lulz...
Balls to it, I'm not in a car mood today anyway, too much admin to catch up on...

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