Am i going to die?

Pulsedriver · 16 Aug 2007 at 14:11

If it was sealed in the fridge you'll prob be fine.

If not, you'll probably be fine anyway.

More worryingly is how you ate TWENTY slices! Come on! Surely half a pack is enough! Ham is not good for you!

Although in answer to your initial question, yes you will die from anything but the ham. LOL

collisster · 16 Aug 2007 at 14:31

Wahheeeeeyyy (check the sig)

4p · 16 Aug 2007 at 14:34

Shove fingers down throat

Manual puking is the best

EDIT LOL AT THAT SIG

Dirty boy

basmic · 16 Aug 2007 at 14:36

collisster said:
Wahheeeeeyyy (check the sig)

I'd have quoted the "It was brown instead of pink, and smelt funny but..." part instead. It's just asking for sexual innuendos.

collisster · 16 Aug 2007 at 14:59

yeh I'll take off that i was very hungry bit

edit done

gjrc · 16 Aug 2007 at 15:13

what's a pack of 20 ham?

Mr-White · 18 Aug 2007 at 12:19

i think he's dead, may we all learn from his mistakes

RIP frostednipple

MW

-TNT- · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:31

Is he still alive??

Monkey Puzzle · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:41

You're not going to die, but I wouldn't really consider it decent living for the next day when you're riding the gravy train and the porcelain bus, squirting rancid reconstituted meat from both ends.

DailyGeek · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:50

This thread, my fellow geeks, is an example of natural selection in progress. Bloody hell, brown ham? You deserve to at least be sick

RJC · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:10

He must be still alive, last activity was around 8am this morning.

Rob

_PD_ · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:16

Well there we go.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!

-TNT- · 5 Sep 2007 at 01:10

RJC said:
He must be still alive, last activity was around 8am this morning.

Rob

thank goodness, I dont know what id do without my frosted nipples...

MarcLister · 5 Sep 2007 at 01:13

RJC said:
He must be still alive, last activity was around 8am this morning.

Rob

That could have been the time his spirit left his body for the afterworld. :eek:

kvfb97 · 5 Sep 2007 at 01:14

awesome stuff. I hope you don't die, or do i?

-TNT- · 6 Sep 2007 at 18:59

I wouldn't like to say..

Raider · 6 Sep 2007 at 19:11

You won't die... but you will be going for a wild ride!

I suggest you stack some toilet rolls in the fridge in preparation!

salami1212 · 6 Sep 2007 at 19:18

if he dies shame on all of you lol

ElectroBlaster · 6 Sep 2007 at 19:48

I dont recommend you lot all pigging out on whiffy ham, roasted or otherwise if you find frostednipps is alive and well lol

FrostedNipple · 6 Sep 2007 at 19:51

urrrmmm, thread brought back from the dead tbh :rolleyes:

also, i had the squits for a day