Am I going to Hell?

[antijoke]

My birthday is on Easter, Go me!

You will now be known as Jesus.

 

[misterPK]

My birthday is on Easter, Go me!

You will now be known as Jesus.

Know much about christianity?

PK!

 

[Sweetloaf]

No but the Easter bunny will come to you in the night and eat your face.

 

[Gackt]

I bought five about a month ago, and ate them there and then. I have no remorse.

 

[CliffyBiro]

SMITE ME, OH MIGHTY SMITER!!

 

[G|mp]

Me and the MRs have eaten 3 so far, my Nephews don't know yet

 

[antijoke]

Know much about christianity?

PK!

lol, yes I do know Jesus was born at Christmas, but this was his second coming, the re-birth as it were, so he can have another birthday at Easter.

 

[Skull]

Jesus didn't know what chocolate was so he can't understand easter eggs. I wouldn't worry.

 

[Ben M]

straight to hell. You may as well give up being nice now, there's no saving you, so what's the point?

 

[dante6491]

Sure, why not.

I think there's section in eighth circle of Hell for those who eat their eggs too early. Dante must've missed it.

You will find that I am very thorough

I wish I had an Easter egg, once I hit 15 the family all thought I was too old for them.

 

[willhub]

Anyone care to donate an easter egg to me?

 

[eXor]

You will now be known as Jesus.

In that case, we need the jpeg.

 

[Nix]

Anyone care to donate an easter egg to me?

Go down your local £1 shop.

 

[Hellsmk2]

I've just opened and started eating an Easter Egg early.

Are Jesus or his dad going to smite me?

Jesus is his own dad - You are doublely screwed now!

 

[CliffyBiro]

In that case, we need the jpeg.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I've just opened and started eating an Easter Egg early.

Are Jesus or his dad going to smite me?

Jesus and God are the same person - apparently.