And the witch hunt started.

[pinkpound]

She might want to have an Ambulance on standby on her wedding night if that's the case.

She could swing the other way or neither way plus it does not and mention an allergy to rubber or plastic so she might be fine

 

[ttaskmaster]

NVM

 

[Terminal_Boy]

She could swing the other way or neither way plus it does not and mention an allergy to rubber or plastic so she might be fine

How is Dinning At The Furry Cup vegan? Surely fluids produced by a living creature are off the menu for vegans?

 

[ttaskmaster]

NVM

 

[adolf hamster]

Would a couch potato count? They could be Hubbard and Wife. I'm sure he could slip her the carrot!!

is there an award on here for the highest pun density or something?

 

[ttaskmaster]

NVM

 

[stockhausen]

No message.

 

[Nasher]

You do realise that's a genuine condition...?

It IS 2019 I guess and this is generation iceflake afterall.

 

[Gerard]

Oh wow, that word is now starred out. Amazes me how so many words get added to this forums filter because someone doesn't like it.

 

[dcsarge]

I am still annoyed at the misleading labelling. There is absolutely no vegan in any of the vegan meat products I buy. It's 2019, how am I supposed to be an ethical cannibal?

 

[Nasher]

Oh wow, that word is now starred out. Amazes me how so many words get added to this forums filter because someone doesn't like it.

Yep, progressive as ****.

 

[ttaskmaster]

NVM

 

[englishpremier]

Traumatised for life? These new millennials are way too sensitive these days. She clearly wouldn't cope with some of the **** I've experienced !

Ok I get that she is now vegetarian/vegan but there are worse things in this world to happen to you.

More of a Gen Z, too young to be a millennial.

 

[GGizmo]

If its traumatised her for life, then she needs to get a real life. Shes not allergic. She panicked herself because she thinks meat gives people cancer and she freaked out.

A normal person would stop eating it at one bite.. but no, she carried on eating it. Now her body is "poisoned for life".

 

[Gerard]

If its traumatised her for life, then she needs to get a real life. Shes not allergic. She panicked herself because she thinks meat gives people cancer and she freaked out.

A normal person would stop eating it at one bite.. but no, she carried on eating it. Now her body is "poisoned for life".

And she stopped eating meat at 18, so presumably she was "poisoned" long before the Greggs encounter.

 

[dcsarge]

Does it taste flat, vapid, weak and soulless, maybe with a hint of ginger?
Yes?
Then it definitely contains vegan!

If not, then it's a trick question - You clearly don't buy any vegan products in the first place, as cannibalism requires you consume another of your own species!!

Curse you for finding the logical flaw in my ploy .

 

[AiiR]

Wait, Gregg's sausage rolls actually contain meat?

 

[Nasher]

Probably not much.

 

[enkoda]

Ok I get that she is now vegetarian/vegan but there are worse things in this world to happen to you.

Brexit, trans issues, collapsing economy...I can deal with these things, but becoming vege and not eating bacon again would probably be the worst thing in the world!

 

[Drumroll]

The only reason I would be upset is if instead the real deal, they tried to fob me off with one of those "vegan" sausage rolls.
And I missed the opportunity to finally join Twitter and rant when, few months ago at Burger King, my Bacon King had the exact number of bacon rashes, as advertised, but one of them was rather small. Yes, I checked. I can say some o my behaviour now is consequence of that burger.