"And then the fight started" - Email Joke

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn ' t even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I ' d like to phone a friend."

OMG dude, LoL, good one.
 
Two things I hate; hearing the same lame punchline over and over. Jokes based on the premise that married people have no sex and actually hate each other.
On account of these two things the above is a huge bunch o' fail.
 
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