"And then the fight started" - Email Joke

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn ' t even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I ' d like to phone a friend."

OMG dude, LoL, good one.
 
Two things I hate; hearing the same lame punchline over and over. Jokes based on the premise that married people have no sex and actually hate each other.
On account of these two things the above is a huge bunch o' fail.
 
Why have "That's how the fight started" after each joke? I thought it was all one big joke and was waiting until the end to actually laugh.
 
Good one KaHn. Certainly heard some muffled laughs within the office this afternoon.
 
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