My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn ' t even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I ' d like to phone a friend."
the jokes are funny, but the "And thats how the lame lamed" is just lame.