Annoyed

Just go to a whore house.

I went to one with three friends at lunchtime last monday lol. They let us have a 3 on 3 orgy. £40 per person an hour.

You do realise that everyone will remember this and quote it from now on right?
 
So saw this bird I wanted to bone in the club but she had an exam so left early. I'm now alone and horny which is an annoying combination. Plus I lost a bet on a round of drinks so I'm hammered. Anyone else just in from the clubs and annoyed at the lack of sex? This is a situation that doesn't often happen to me. I picked wrong tonight. Lame.

Good for her by the sound of it.
 
i love drunken posts

Must admit to re-reading mine sometimes and going "Aaaargh - idiot!" :)

When will they invent a desktop breathyliser that stops you from making drunken posts? :p Actually they should build them into mobile phones to stop you testing ex girlfriends and the like too.
 
*Shamelessly taken from Family Guy*

I met this girl and wanted to bone her, I said "I want to bone you" and she said "okay". But then I told her I was her cousin and she said "there's no waaaay."

Doesn't really work without the stupid voice..
 
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