Annoying flatmate

oh god 5 stars.

I cant believe how many other people have had poo smeared on their toilet walls at work.

We've had it it twice over the years :(
 
My flatmate's an annoying ****. His greatest hits include.

  • Filling the kettle past the max. fill level just to make himself a cup of tea. This wastes Christ knows how much credit on the electric and will eventually burn out the element on the kettle. This concept seems to go over his head despite numerous explanations.
  • Flooding the bathroom every time he takes a shower, and covering the areas he doesn't deluge directly with the shower head in wet footprints.
  • An inability to cook. Seriously, he'll try to cook something, **** it up completely and then make the same mistake again further down the line. It's like he's only capable of academic learning and little else.
  • Despite owning his own car at home, he doesn't bring it up to college, he leaves it there. That means he's always dropping hints at being driven to places, and at the weekend my every move is watched or listened out for. I make a move towards the steps down to the front door and he'll literally run across his room and to the landing to ask me where I'm going and whether I can drop him off somewhere. Why use his own petrol and put wear and tear on his own car when he can get some other mug to do it for him, right?
  • This nasty habit of getting up in the night and watching those god-awful Babestation type programmes. I mean just looking at these skanks can probably give you VD, but he waits literally 2-3 minutes after I've gone to bed to come out of his room and into the living room to put the TV on, and then doesn't even turn the volume down that much, so I can still hear it. This is all despite the fact that we have broadband and he has a laptop, and thus access to the virtual cornucopia of filth that is the internet.

Oh well, we finish for Christmas on the 14th for a month, then after that I've only got 6 more weeks living here, then I can pass this course, get my life back and regain my independence. Never again will I ever share accommodation with anyone other than my girlfriend.
 
We had the problem of people wiping their poo on the wall at work, so much so that there were signs on the walls saying not to do it (like it was an accident or something!). Seriously some people - I presume these are the grown up types who were that filthy/retarded kid at school that had serious hygiene issues.

With regard to the OP, I actually think it was the OP'er (I watched The Perfect Getaway the other night so I am expecting this twist) :D
 
My mate once caught an asian guy wiping his butt hole on one of those roll around hand cloth machines where the used cloth gets rolled up into the device until all used!! Ewwwww He bounced the guy out of the toilet!
 
Just address your housemates and explain the issue. What's with the fear of confrontation? At least it gets it out in the open. People need to learn to talk to one another.
 
*** in the tumble dryer and leave a note saying you will to continue to poo in tumble dryer until the urine on floor problem stops.

Then turn the tumble dryer on!
 
Thread delivered :D

Make a huge drama out of it and embarrass the person who it is, when he is identified get him an embarrassing and demeaning nickname and then proceed to destroy his life and self confidence. It's the only way.
 
koolpc said:
My mate once caught an asian guy wiping his butt hole on one of those roll around hand cloth machines where the used cloth gets rolled up into the device until all used!! Ewwwww He bounced the guy out of the toilet!
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Funny lol

No1newts said:
Thread delivered :D

Make a huge drama out of it and embarrass the person who it is, when he is identified get him an embarrassing and demeaning nickname and then proceed to destroy his life and self confidence. It's the only way.
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Yes, dos him! Show us a photo and any facebook details? :p
 
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