Annoying flatmate

[FutileBreadMachine]

Is it so hard to sit down when taking a ****? Or is it a cultural thing among English folks to stand up?

It's been the normal way for men to pee since the dawn of human history?

 

[smelly_legend]

Instead of leaving a note on the toilet door, leave an instruction manual on how to use a loo.

 

[twist3d0n3]

use chloroform to knock out all the blokes, whilst under the effect of chloroform fit them with catheters

 

[Pestilence]

Drop a monster turd on everyone's pillows, just to show that you mean business.

 

[IronWarrior]

As a fellow sitter I agree, however, you always need to wipe the seat first due to people peeing on the seat.

And people mock me for sitting when taking a slash, it has many benefits yo!

You two are both traps right?

 

[HardwareGeek]

Haven't read the whole thread but from the op...

Your either a women or turning into a women to moan bringing up this old cliche

Ps. if you are a women you can offer to hold it for him and teach him to aim

 

[IronWarrior]

We all have to be honest about this.

Even if you aim right on, you are screwed if you got a wide sprayer job going on.

 

[grumpysculler]

Webcam and post video to youtube TBH

 

[Narj]

We all have to be honest about this.

Even if you aim right on, you are screwed if you got a wide sprayer job going on.

Or the dreaded split stream.

 

[Snax]

5 stars. Awesome thread.

Once you find who it is , use his towel to clean up his deposits.

 

[mrk]

And people mock me for sitting when taking a slash, it has many benefits yo!

You what now!

It's less time consuming not to! Or just you know....CS Crouch.

 

[Cosimo]

CCTV.

That will turn the rest of the place into a loo.

 

[Behemoth]

When you do find out who it use his tooth brush to wipe your bum on it

 

[sbi5ar]

You what now!

It's less time consuming not to! Or just you know....CS Crouch.

Multitask!

Brush your teeth or something! (this is what a girl on Take Me Out does... but I don't know that because I don't watch it... ummm.... *runs off*)

 

[JoeF1]

Wo/man up and call them all out on it. Its filthy they are rude enough not to clean up after a 'splash' they deserve abit of embarrassment.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Sitting? Men? Hhhhnnngggggggggggg

 

[mrk]

Multitask!

Brush your teeth or something! (this is what a girl on Take Me Out does... but I don't know that because I don't watch it... ummm.... *runs off*)

Who the hell brushes their teeth while taking a /?

besides, it takes a good few minutes to brush your teeth properly, so you're gonna crouch/stand/sit there all the while or hobble about toothbrush sticking out of your cake hole, potentially trousers around your ankles?

Give over

 

[Cosimo]

When you do find out who it use his tooth brush to wipe your bum on

When your teeth get stained....

 

[Windle]

Or the dreaded split stream.

Nothing worse than a split stream first thing in the morning, bleary eyed, bit of morning wood so you lean over to angle it and wham, split stream. Sad times

 

[Zatoichi.uK]

Sit down peeing ftw