Annoying plane passengers

pull2808 · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:45

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT - MATES ON AN AIRPLANE

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying

6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

InvaderGIR · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:45

Or get arrested, or just look like a complete wazzock.

Redz · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:48

That would probably get you arrested

Le_Petit_Lapin · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:49

Or just get hammered.

Kerplunk · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:50

As its flashing 00:00:00:00 the guy next to you thinks "Ha ha noob, FAIL"

Aod · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:50

this has to be the thousandth time this has been posted, probably with the exact same thread title.

Adsta · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:51

Kerplunk said:
As its flashing 00:00:00:00 the guy next to you thinks "Ha ha noob, FAIL"

This lol

shifty_uk · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:52

the shadow · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:53

That's a Friday joke. :cool:

Streeteh · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:54

Made me laugh, though yes i imagine you'd be picked up pretty fast when the plane landed.

BrightonBelle · 10 Oct 2008 at 13:59

What are you thinking of when you post a thread like this?

So pointless and unfunny :/

BB x

Pilky01 · 10 Oct 2008 at 14:00

Not Funny

InvaderGIR · 10 Oct 2008 at 14:01

BrightonBelle said:
What are you thinking of when you post a thread like this?

So pointless and unfunny :/

BB x

It's so we can all laugh at rather than with.

Artest · 10 Oct 2008 at 14:52

Funniest one today.

gillywibble · 10 Oct 2008 at 15:07

Aod said:
this has to be the thousandth time this has been posted, probably with the exact same thread title.

Rollingskies · 10 Oct 2008 at 15:13

Another bad one:

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

The Dread Pirate · 10 Oct 2008 at 15:17

pull2808 said:
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT - MATES ON AN AIRPLANE

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying

6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

I prefer my method

1. Sit down

HamZilla · 10 Oct 2008 at 15:18

I'm getting more laughs from Remedy tickets tbh

Surfer · 10 Oct 2008 at 15:19

not unfunny-ish

Cosimo · 10 Oct 2008 at 15:44

Capn' $qu!ff said:
I prefer my method

1. Sit down

Then pass wind for thirty minutes.

Annoying plane passengers

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