***Anonymous Confessions Thread v4***

5UB said:
Thank god I am not in the shop. You have been mistaken and I am not the one behind the shop counter. Unless this was few months ago. Then I am slightly worried and glad I am not in there now. :p :D
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ive seen you behind the counter a few times... but it wasnt me that sent the confession... i was thinking it.... but would never type out my intentions.
 
Disco Boy said:
wtf? is OcUK disproportionately full of inbreds, or is this reflective of the UK?!
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i think most people just dont see their cousins as family members...

i remember being younger and wantin a go on my older cousin. never did anything (i was around 13 i reckon) didn't/dont really speak to her at all, so didn't know it was wrong particularly. She was hot. Didn't think of her as family, so in my head it was fair game!

as she grew up though, she got ugly. bad times.
 
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I think a lot of people on this forum have had sex with their cousin, Probably 80% of the UK have. It gets you kinda horny knowing someone that well and being able to have sex with them.

Also when all the family is at christmas you see your cousin and the whole family doesn't know.. just winking at her n stuff. they have no idea
 
davido_labido said:
i think most people just dont see their cousins as family members...

i remember being younger and wantin a go on my older cousin. never did anything (i was around 13 i reckon) didn't/dont really speak to her at all, so didn't know it was wrong particularly. She was hot. Didn't think of her as family, so in my head it was fair game!

as she grew up though, she got ugly. bad times.
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Pretty much exactly this. I think a lot of people (well, mostly the lads) can relate to it (no pun intended :o).

Especially in big families where not everyone is a cousin but are labelled as such. In mine I have many cousins even though a lot of them are just friends of the family and this friendship goes back generations so ultimately they become bros/cousins or whatever.

I can see how things easily get confusing growing up.
 
i love how the confessions thread has gone from "send us your confessions" to "80% of ocuk forums are actually incestuous" (sp?) and all just confessing to it.

amazing.
 
So let's get this right!

This week we've learnt that a large portion of members are probably EDL members and now 80% are incestuous?

Amazing!
 
I started working for a scaffolding company and the manager there was a complete bumhole I mean he was on triple my wage and he used to get me to do everything for him. Whenever he decided to pass wind he would stand up and pretty much buckle his knees and shake like hes crapping himself. You know he also did other stuff like it would be dead silent in the office then he would cough so loud that he goes red and would basically let his dirty saliver dribble from his lips to the floor. I had a big thing about saliva. Anyway this went on for age and I got fed up of him taking me for granted so I decided to think of ways to get my own back.

Now I was thinking the usual put my sack around his mug etc everytime he insisted on me making him drinks. But nah he wouldn't be bothered about that. This is a guy that went on a famous dogging site through the day minimised, yet I couldn't even check my facebook.

Our yard was in the middle of no were and we always had RATS. We used to feed the, because we knew it would annoy the hell out of him. Anyway he managed to kill one of these rats by stamping on it. The rat was huge too you could hear the cracks. We have a Urn (30 litre water thing that keeps the water hot for teas etc) Just so you know there was only him what used this because the others had a vendor machine in the yard and the urn was for office only (me and him). I had a few days holiday so I thought this would have made the perfect time (kind of like my alibi) so on the night I popped the rat into the urn, filled it right up with water and let it settle.

I told the only yard lad that worked there (he hated him too) and that not to drink the water etc. Skip 2 days and im back in work the water is still flowing so I thought he had seen it and cleaned etc. Nope he only worked 1 day too because he was ill (he always did this, taking time off when im off so it looks like I should cancel my holidays). The day he was in, he managed to drink nearly half of the water infested with rat, so I never told him anything.

Whenever he annoys me I just think of him basically sucking on a rat and it cheers me up.
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mrk said:
So let's get this right!

This week we've learnt that a large portion of members are probably EDL members and now 80% are incestuous?

Amazing!
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WKN said:
I think a lot of people on this forum have had sex with their cousin, Probably 80% of the UK have. It gets you kinda horny knowing someone that well and being able to have sex with them.

Also when all the family is at christmas you see your cousin and the whole family doesn't know.. just winking at her n stuff. they have no idea
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The ****....?
 
WKN said:
I think a lot of people on this forum have had sex with their cousin, Probably 80% of the UK have. It gets you kinda horny knowing someone that well and being able to have sex with them.

Also when all the family is at christmas you see your cousin and the whole family doesn't know.. just winking at her n stuff. they have no idea
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HAS to be a joke!
 
Many years ago at a friends 18th party, I go so drunk that I ended up lying in the toilets for about 2 hours with people chucking water over me as I lay on the floor of the toilets trying to rouse me.

Anyway 2 hours or so later I emerged to find the party over and most people having left. The only person left tidying up the place was my mates mother. She saw me soaking wet and feeling terrible and came over the help me. Anyway, she offered to run me home but I didn't want to go home in the state I was in, so she said I could crash at theirs as I had stay there before.

Anyway - back to my mates house, he's still out in town, his mum starts to help strip me out of my wet clothes and sure enough, started to help me in other ways. She was pretty hot at the time and I was happy for a "MILF" to show me the way to do things! (it's was bloody brilliant as well)

Next morning I woke up on the couch with my mate asking me what happened to me last night etc. Breakfast was hard to eat with my mate and his mum at the same table.

Fast forward 20 years or so and I still see my mate and his mum every once in a while. I've never told anyone about sleeping with his mum but she now pushing 60 but still looks at me and smiles/gives me a dirty look when I see her and I pretty sure I would still go there if the chance arose - for old times sake! She looks good still!
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I split up with my girlfriend a few months ago. We were living together and, after breaking up,she moved out over the course of a few days.

In the mean time, I deposited the product of my pleasuring myself in a pair of her underwear, before putting them back in her drawer.

This gave me immense satisfaction: the cheating ***** deserved it.
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