***Anonymous Confessions Thread v4***

It's all about the yiffing... :/

I have strong suspicions on who some of these are.
 
Yeah, I mean to make sure I incognito windowed it ofc.. but apparently it's a noise "they" make rather than something they do to each other. That's my understanding of it with what little I read.

Again... not an expert :/ *puts metaphorical shovel down and backs away*
 
dav3evans said:
How exactly do you know about yiffing? :eek:

Not that I do.. I had to Google it... honest.... :rolleyes:
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First and foremost I’d like to say that I am not a furry but it has been mentioned on r/cringepics a few times. That and an old work colleague actually is a furry :/ :/
 
What the hell is wrong with people. Seriously. I don't care what someone does as long as it doesn't harm others, but why the hell would you want to dress up as animal. I suggest applying to Disney to be a costume character, it would be living the dream.
 
"BECAUSE SOMETIMES I WANT TO BE A CAT AND PUT MY CAT PENIS IN A DRAGON. DON'T RESTRICT MY RIGHTS! I AM MASTURBATING TO A PICTURE OF A PONY AS I TYPE THIS. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S A DEEP CONNECTION I HAVE WITH ~GLORIOUS NIPPON~"

etc etc
 
This all seems quite plausible till the end.
I have a few things I'd like to confess that I haven't ever told anyone. Some of them are quite unbelievable.

In my old job I used to fiddle the tills and steal money. This was particularly bad as I was the manager and supposedly a trust worthy figure.

I was with a girl for several years, and we broke up. I started seeing her hot sister some years later and for some reason really wanted to tell the ex, despite the sister implicitly stating I shouldn't (she knew what we were doing was wrong. It was even more wrong for her). It must have been some kind of sad one-upmanship. I still have sex tapes of both of them, and shamelessly still pleasure myself to both.

I have cheated on my GF twice now, both when I have been drunken and stupid. She doesn't know a thing and is completely in love with me. I don't want to break up with her as she is the best thing to happen to me, it would break her heart and we have been through so many personal issues with family lately. I don't deserve her and she doesn't deserve being treated like this. I think this makes me a coward and a douchebag.

Some years ago I was at a friends house. Our close knit group were partying until the early hours. We all took ecstasy and had a good night but there came a point I blacked out. I don't remember much until at one point in the night I found myself in the bathroom with my gay mates penis in my mouth. We haven't spoken about it since. It would be funny if I was making this up! Although now so much time has passed I'm starting to think "ah what the hell, you live once, go suck a ****". hahahah :(
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A girl who was moving in with us, wronged one of my housemates years ago, stealing his car and putting a lot of miles on it while we were away on holiday. She did not admit it even though she had been seen driving it. He had bizarrely noted his mileage before going on holiday (now he is an accountant). We absolutely knew she had done it but for some reason took it into our own hands rather than pursuing it within the law. She was a really nasty piece of work.


We told her she wasn't welcome to live with us and she moved out but left her car at our property saying she would pick it up another time. We broke into it and moved it very late at night off our property and into a quiet street, we then kicked the windows in and weed all over the upholstery. We left it in a right old state and it was eventually towed away.
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Managed accidentally to pour a half pint of Guinness into a crisp white hotel bed yesterday trying to drink it while laying down to watch TV. Spent an hour scrubbing it out with showergell and a sock

Managed to get most of it cleaned off but the mattress took the brunt. Flipped it over and as good as new...
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[FnG]magnolia;24411721 said:
"BECAUSE SOMETIMES I WANT TO BE A CAT AND PUT MY CAT PENIS IN A DRAGON. DON'T RESTRICT MY RIGHTS! I AM MASTURBATING TO A PICTURE OF A PONY AS I TYPE THIS. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S A DEEP CONNECTION I HAVE WITH ~GLORIOUS NIPPON~"

etc etc
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Enough, I don't want to ruin my lunch. :D
 
Can we put post numbers on our comments? 'That second one' could be numerous second ones :)

Someone raised my name earlier. I haven't sent any confessionals and I believe that story about 'muses' etc to be ficticious.
 
Skidder said:
What the hell is wrong with people. Seriously. I don't care what someone does as long as it doesn't harm others, but why the hell would you want to dress up as animal. I suggest applying to Disney to be a costume character, it would be living the dream.
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That just screams PEDOPHILE tbh. If he can't control himself when dressed up, how will he control it around kids?
 
yiffing?! seriously?! i just googled it... that cant be right?


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