*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v5 ***

A many few years ago 7-8? somewhere around there when i was mid way through highschool.

As i was growing up i always had a radioactive immune system and i got " the runs " a lot!

I was in maths class sat at the front ( who on these forums didn't sit at the front! WE ARE ALL NERDS AND YOU KNOW IT! )
The person sitting next to me was a recent ex girlfriend of mine, i will call her K for short.

Now i had a upset stomach that morning and was struggling to not give away my terrible secret to my fellow classmates as we all know that would be suicide.

I got to the point where i was clenching my bottom cheeks so direly hard that i may as well have been a soldier on a parade square.

Needless to say my efforts were not enough and i knew it was coming! a short/loud/wet fart came rushing out along with a good tablespoon of built up liquid.

I immediately turned to my ex girlfriend and said oh my god K are you ok and the maths teacher along with all of the other students all glanced over at her as she looked me in the eyes with this look of horror. By this point it was obvious that i had passed a small quantity of stoolage this was notable by the smell. Due to this smell K was asked politely by the teacher if she would like to leave the classroom for some air as she was franticly trying to let people know it wasn't her! To this day school friends and i still laugh about how " she **** her pants " in maths class!

I think the worst part of this was that at the point of knowing it was going to slip out, I pre planned blaming her for my slip up
 
Read the original thread started by, Vanilla. Now I'm reading the thread made by Burnsy, 10 out of 30 pages in. Some really funny stuff in there, I've been laughing out loud for the last hour.

So I'm looking forward to this thread taking off!
 
Strife212 said:
Don't understand the people worried about Mags hosting the thread, it's anonymous in the first place.
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Perhaps because he could edit the emails and change it entirely. Who would come forward and say that that isnt what they emailed :)

Or that all of these are entirely made up by him as a way to get the usual drivel contained in one thread? Endless possibilities!
 
Back when I was 17 I had bit of 'oral relief' from my younger Cousin. Long story short, we were on holiday with our respective families, she walked in wearing a bikini, I was wearing shorts and got visibly aroused, she noticed, things got awkward, she said something, I said something and it went from there. I'm not proud of the fact, but in my defence she was, and still is, hot as hell.
 
During the past month I was having some issues with my PC. It appeared to be a hardware issue, and my girlfriend suggested using her cousin to help diagnose the issue. We chatted online for some time, he proposed various solutions none of which worked. I had asked for advice on various forums, and someone suggested Team Viewer as potential way for the problem to be identified more swiftly. I suggested this, he agreed, and off he went. He spend a significant amount of time trying to diagnose, but I noticed at one stage he was searching through all of the picture folders within my drives.
I didn't question him regarding this, but I guessed what he was at. I had switched to mobile chat, so I wouldn't type while he was connected, but from the conversation, it became clear he was explaining in general terms what he was doing, as he thought the screen was black upon his connection, and I couldn't see. This wasn't the case, I could still see the screen.
I wasn't concerned as I had nothing inappropriate on the computer, he gave up after a considerable time, and promised to try again the next day.
For a reason I am uncertain of, I decided that day before he connected, I would switch on my external drive. This contains my private stash, including various folders of my girlfriend and some of my exes.
The connection of a new drive was not lost upon him. He made his way directly there, and then asked me to check if the screen was red or green, I said it was solid black, he told me it must be a side effect of team viewer, and not to worry.
I then spent three hours excitedly watching him watching my collection of my stash, my exes and my gf. The sneaky******* even made sure to kill the sound before opening any videos in case speakers still worked.
I don't know why I let him do this. It has exposed everything of her intimate to him, yet I enjoyed watching him, watching her.
He has fixed the problem, but since then, he has spent three nights connected still trying to help me fix it. he keeps telling me he is very close to fixing it, but it is isn't sorted yet.
 
When I was 17 I accidentally reversed over and killed my step-mother's beloved cat.
When I realised the poor thing was dead I panicked, and, I'm afraid to say, bagged him up in a pillow case and got my friend to bury him in the field surrounding the house.
I then let my step-mother search for months for the cat, putting posters up and offering a pretty decent reward.
She even travelled a fair few miles to check up on sightings of him, and was inconsolable for weeks afterwards.
She still mentions him today, and believes he was stolen (he was Siamese and beautiful :( )
 
Oh course we do, it is why we have such issues with genetic disease in population subtypes. It isn't a great rule for the nhs to have to deal with, but it was probably due to royality initially, they often married cousins etc.

-edit anywY off topic for the dodgy shagged my cousin and **** myself and blamed my gf thread, lol
 
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