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Another ebay thread...not
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I hope you enjoy being punched in the face.
Let's leave my sex life out of this.
In my defence she did ask for a treadmill. It's not much of a defence but I can always plead insanity.
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^^Genuine LOL^^
Doesn't matter if she asked for one. The correct answer is that she doesn't need one
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Let's be honest, you were well and truly screwed when that conversation first started. Either way, you're ******.
You tell her she doesn't need one, you're denying her a gift that she wants.
You buy her one, you're admitting she's fat and all those notifications on your phone are eyed with great suspicion, as Tinder is full of hot blondes with nothing better to do but prey on innocent men all day.
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Let's be honest, you were well and truly screwed when that conversation first started. Either way, you're ******.
You tell her she doesn't need one, you're denying her a gift that she wants.
You buy her one, you're admitting she's fat and all those notifications on your phone are eyed with great suspicion, as Tinder is full of hot blondes with nothing better to do but prey on innocent men all day.
Tell me about it, always being pestered by hot blondes, sometimes it's a trial getting home from work through the crowds of gorgeous ladies attempting to mob me.
I figure if I just act like the treadmill has always been sat there in the corner of the living room I can probably get away with it.
I'm starting to feel like this is the fitness equivalent of buying her an ironing board as a Christmas present.
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Doesn't matter if she asked for one. The correct answer is that she doesn't need one
I shall add it to my repertoire along with "yes dear" "no dear" and "no that's not too much to spend on a dress".
Let's be honest, you were well and truly screwed when that conversation first started. Either way, you're ******.
You tell her she doesn't need one, you're denying her a gift that she wants.
You buy her one, you're admitting she's fat and all those notifications on your phone are eyed with great suspicion, as Tinder is full of hot blondes with nothing better to do but prey on innocent men all day.
This chick gets it!
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It's never too much to spend on anything she wants. Stupid boy.
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For the partial sighted
Coupon code: CUKFLASH
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You missed the obvious out.
His and hers gym membership, you go together and everyone wins.
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Yeah but then I'd have to go to the gym, you've not thought this through.
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But she's the love of your life! The one you wish to spend the rest of your life with. Why not do the right thing by her. Plus she gets to drool over all the hunky pieces of meat that inhabit gyms.
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But she's the love of your life! The one you wish to spend the rest of your life with. Why not do the right thing by her. Plus she gets to drool over all the hunky pieces of meat that inhabit gyms.
Men without necks, never understood the attraction myself. I'll stick to the cycling, legs like tree trunks and just enough muscle on top to prevent my upper body from collapsing in on itself and creating a singularity. Real manliness that.