Sorry I don't normally run to the Internetz! to post something so silly but I just had to this time, read on... 
So I listed a Laptop on the bay last Sunday, for what I believe to be a reasonable price.
I bought it brand new for £850 in December, but now need some money back towards a new car. I listed it at £600 so obviously a loss to me, but sometimes you have to do these things.
Anyway, the one thing that really annoys me is when you are trying to sell something and some pratt comes along with no intention of buying your item. Instead they go out there way to laugh, mock or complain about your listing. If I saw a bad listing I wouldn't message the seller to complain about it.
So here it goes, another wonderful Ebay member contacted me about my listing. I have censored many of the words for obvious reasons, and I have covered their name - it is ordered from oldest message to most recent:
*** please do not post images that have partially blanked out swearing in them. The rules are no different to if you'd posted the words partially starred out ***

Good job for the members market at Overclockers

So I listed a Laptop on the bay last Sunday, for what I believe to be a reasonable price.
I bought it brand new for £850 in December, but now need some money back towards a new car. I listed it at £600 so obviously a loss to me, but sometimes you have to do these things.
Anyway, the one thing that really annoys me is when you are trying to sell something and some pratt comes along with no intention of buying your item. Instead they go out there way to laugh, mock or complain about your listing. If I saw a bad listing I wouldn't message the seller to complain about it.
So here it goes, another wonderful Ebay member contacted me about my listing. I have censored many of the words for obvious reasons, and I have covered their name - it is ordered from oldest message to most recent:
*** please do not post images that have partially blanked out swearing in them. The rules are no different to if you'd posted the words partially starred out ***

Good job for the members market at Overclockers
