I read this elsewhere and it made me laugh, so here we go:
Three women are good friends. One is married, one is engaged and the third is the mistress of a wealthy businessman. Over some coffee, they decide to try something special for their sex lives. Some overt sexwear - long high-heel boots, sexy undies, leather and lace corset and a black around-the-eyes type of mask for a touch of mysteriousness.
A week later, they meet for coffee again...
The engaged woman said "I made sure I got home before he did and I got ready. The boots, the corset, the mask...my fiance loved it! He told me how much he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me and we made love all night. It was wonderful!"
The mistress said "I phoned him at work and told him to stay late because I had a surprise for him. I got ready. The boots, the corset, the mask...and a coat. I went to his workplace, went up to his office...and let the coat drop on the floor. He swept everything off his desk and we had wild sex all night. It was great!"
The married woman said "I arranged for my mother to have the kids for the night, then I got ready. The boots, the corset, the mask. My husband came home and said "Hiya, Batman. What's for dinner?"
Three women are good friends. One is married, one is engaged and the third is the mistress of a wealthy businessman. Over some coffee, they decide to try something special for their sex lives. Some overt sexwear - long high-heel boots, sexy undies, leather and lace corset and a black around-the-eyes type of mask for a touch of mysteriousness.
A week later, they meet for coffee again...
The engaged woman said "I made sure I got home before he did and I got ready. The boots, the corset, the mask...my fiance loved it! He told me how much he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me and we made love all night. It was wonderful!"
The mistress said "I phoned him at work and told him to stay late because I had a surprise for him. I got ready. The boots, the corset, the mask...and a coat. I went to his workplace, went up to his office...and let the coat drop on the floor. He swept everything off his desk and we had wild sex all night. It was great!"
The married woman said "I arranged for my mother to have the kids for the night, then I got ready. The boots, the corset, the mask. My husband came home and said "Hiya, Batman. What's for dinner?"
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