Another "Oh no whats this beastie in my garden thread?"

ZXSpectrum · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:43

I am sure its a common garden spider or something but usually they are not really that big... It must be about 7cm sitting in his web...

I am not bothered but i just thought the markings looked a bit odd... :eek:

Gackt · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:44

Kill it with fire. And then have ritualistic orgies in the name of Bacchus.

Wyrdo · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:45

Just a garden spider.

shauncr91 · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:46

Whatever it is, it's going to kill you.

Jock Dodds · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:46

There is nothing common *or* garden about that ****er. Hope you don't like your face because it's getting eaten tonight.

KNiVES · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:50

Kiss goodbye to your testicles. It will be your last night with them.

Freelanc3r · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:52

Your gonna die.

ZXSpectrum · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:55

Wicked.. Thought it was a monster.. I forgot... I said 7cm i meant 7m :eek:

I could be lying tho

MikGriff · 17 Sep 2008 at 18:55

Is this /b/ or OcUK, I wonder sometimes

paradigm · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:01

/Queue loads of wusses posting that there should have been a spider warning/that they would kill it/that they are scared/that they are closet homosexuals with absolutely zero tolerance for insects that couldn't hurt you even if they wanted to.

Kristoph · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:03

Macro ***.

Looks way too zoomed in, 7cm = 3cm tbh

Do you always exaggerate about the size of things?

Happy · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:03

Wyrdo said:
Just a garden spider.

shauncr91 said:
Whatever it is, it's going to kill you.

Tefal · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:03

paradigm said:
/Queue loads of wusses posting that there should have been a spider warning/that they would kill it/that they are scared/that they are closet homosexuals with absolutely zero tolerance for insects that couldn't hurt you even if they wanted to.

it's not an insect

And it could crawl up your nose and die in your sinuses, that would be pretty chuffing painful after a while...

Although if it's going to those lengths to get you it's probbably leading some kind of spider army that will crawl down your throat and choke you.

paradigm · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:04

Tefal said:
it's not an insect

Ok, insects and arachnids then

KNiVES · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:05

MikGriff said:
Is this /b/ or OcUK, I wonder sometimes

We are all united when faced with arachnid adversaries.

Tefal · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:05

Happy said:

Rolleyes for correct identification? :/

GeForce · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:09

Nuke it from orbit! Or something similar but just as effective.

lee32uk · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:13

Thats a Garden orb spider.They usually sit in the centre of the web

They have a cross mark on there abdomen normally.

ElectroBlaster · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:18

After taking my kids to the park last weekend we noticed somebodys car had one of these buggers all webbed up on the door and wing mirror. As we are looking at it the flipping spider starts vibrating/juddering about lol.

My daughter ran and my son thought it was cool lol

ElectroBlaster · 17 Sep 2008 at 19:20

paradigm said:
/Queue loads of wusses posting that there should have been a spider warning/that they would kill it/that they are scared/that they are closet homosexuals with absolutely zero tolerance for insects that couldn't hurt you even if they wanted to.

I was thinking this lol. Its just a spider sitting there waiting for some flys lol