Another *Revenge* Thread

The fish idea really is the best option, i stuck a full mackerel under the spare tyre in the boot of a friends car, it was there for 4 weeks, it took 3 valets to get rid of the worst of the smell and you could still smell a slight pong of rotting fish after the valets. He had to fill car with smellys to hide the smell, the smell in the first few weeks was really bad so i would say its the best option.

Or drop a little brake fluid over his bonnet :D
 
Err flour down the air vents tbh, make sure all the fans are turned on full blast so when he turns the ignition on wooosh, he looks like a ghost!
 
Toilet paper decorations all over it?

Rewire the horn button to a home made van de graaf generator or even better the coil of the ignition
 
Shoseki said:
You need to get a hold of some stuff called "Cadaverine", its a non-pungeant non-toxic biochemical (though I wouldn't spill it). You can apply a little to his car, and he won't be able to get anywhere near it.

Sounds strange, but this stuff is released by the body after death, and it is a chemical way for the body to communicate to the rest of "the group" that you've died and there is an immediate danger... he'll be too scared to go near his car and he'll have no idea why.
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haha this right?

If so, go with this one, it's genius.
 
The Cadaverine option is the best.

Or disconnect the horn or even better d/c the batter and watch him try and start his car at the end of the shift!
 
Dreadi said:
somewhere to go out side and have sex with other men.
or somewhere to go outside and have a ciggy
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Oh, I got confused as it said "This morning i was out in the fag shed and this guy ALWAYS drives up behind people and honks his horn.". From that I assumed it was a car for gay people that looked like a shed.
 
Cadaverine is a completely unwholesome substance. Do NOT get it on anything you are going to keep, especially yourself. It DOES NOT wash off. It will be with you until your skin washes away. If you get it in someone's car (say in their heating system or injected into the rubber of their door windows) they will be forced to scrap the car. This is just one of the many uses of cadaverine! Most of cadaverine's uses, however, are to make things smell really really bad, so I won't explain any more here. I'm sure you'll be able to figure out some uses for it yourself.
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You can produce cadaverine (as well as putrescine, spermidine and histamine) by letting fish such as tuna or swordfish decay.
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From http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1139612
 
put loads of bread crumbs on his car at night and attract the local birds (the flying type) and maybe they will leave a few poo samples :)
 
AS_Platinum said:
No way old fart :p I believe its called "practical jokes" which if you have a sense of humour can be quite amusing!
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You just don't practical joke with someon elses car though... it's just wrong.

For example, the most expensive thing I own is my car, if someone messed with for a joke, I'd be very unhappy and unable to see the "funny" side of it.
 
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