Answer a question, ask a question...

wordy · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:54

greenlizard0 said:
Coz your momma so fat I had to roll off her twice just to get out of bed!

Shall I go left or right?

Left, always go left.

Did you get any pics of Fraggrs mum while you were in bed with her?

The_blue · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:59

Just 1!

What was that film called where a kid saw aliens land behind the house and took over his dad with a device in his neck and 'the ultimate man' lived in a jar?

[update]\/ he's right! http://warchild13.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/images/Invaders From Mars x01 (1953)-tm.jpg[/update]

Pigeon_Killer · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:03

The_blue said:
What was that film called where a kid saw aliens land behind the house and took over his dad with a device in his neck and 'the ultimate man' lived in a jar?

Invaders From Mars

How will the world end?

WillyNelson · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:21

I don't know, but it'll be the fault of mankind.

Has the foxy girl on the train home noticed me checking her out?

VonClinkerhofen · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:21

It won't end it will just become broken down into smaller pieces by a collision with a large meteor

Why do blind people wear sunglasses?

VonClinkerhofen · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:22

Nelson said:
I don't know, but it'll be the fault of mankind.

Has the foxy girl on the train home noticed me checking her out?

put your laptop down and go talk to her

WillyNelson · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:23

VonClinkerhofen said:
put your laptop down and go talk to her

I'm in work at the mo. I check her out Tuesdays, Wednesdays & Thursdays.

... and I'm married!

VonClinkerhofen · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:27

Nelson said:
I'm in work at the mo. I check her out Tuesdays, Wednesdays & Thursdays.
... and I'm married!

So basically you hope she hasn't noticed so you can continue to ogle her and make your train rides more pleasurable.

Sounds good to me

Zefan · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:29

VonClinkerhofen said:
Why do blind people wear sunglasses?

Because they look cool and otherwise their eyes look funny.

Why is the PC Games forum being neglected?

WillyNelson · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:36

VonClinkerhofen said:
So basically you hope she hasn't noticed so you can continue to ogle her and make your train rides more pleasurable.

Sounds good to me

Got it in one.

Squarehed · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:45

Zefan said:
Because they look cool and otherwise their eyes look funny.

Why is the PC Games forum being neglected?

Because PC Gaming is dead

/pessimist

Why have people broken the thread?

Father Ted · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:46

Because they can't follow simple rules

What are you doing tonight?

Zefan · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:48

Squarehed said:
Why have people broken the thread?

What do you mean?

Because they decide their conversation is more important than the continuation of a good thread.

I can fit pins into the gaps between my teeth right next to my gums, is that normal?

Pebbles · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:49

Father Ted said:
What are you doing tonight?

What did you have in mind?

How many people do you truly hate?

Zefan · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:50

Pebbles said:
What did you have in mind?

How many people do you truly hate?

Answering a question with a question :mad:

typical bloody woman.

None.

Why must you answer questions with questions?

Gigi · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:50

Father Ted said:
Because they can't follow simple rules

What are you doing tonight?

Celebrating my graduation

Whats your favourite noise?

Nebzor · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:53

Gigi said:
Celebrating my graduation

Whats your favourite noise?

Alan Rickman's voice.

Is Racism wrong or is it just a bit of healthy competition?

Gigi · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:55

Benjarghmin said:
Alan Rickman's voice.

Is Racism wrong or is it just a bit of healthy competition?

Healthy competition

Do you get cold shivers up your back when doing a thoroughly enjoyable poo?

wordy · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:55

Benjarghmin said:
Alan Rickman's voice.

Is Racism wrong or is it just a bit of healthy competition?

Ask the CRE.

Has anyone found my keys?

Helium_Junkie · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:56

Nope, sorry!

How big is your garden (if you have one), and do you wish it were bigger/smaller.